My Double-Vaxxed and Boosted Relative is Pregnant with a Baby Girl. I've been worried since I found out that she was pregnant that something would go wrong with the pregnancy because of the Vaxx. It would destroy the family with awful ripple effects. I hope nothing goes wrong. I honestly do.
She, 'The Pregnant One,' is a leftist asshole which has shunned Blood Relatives because of Trump and the Vaxx. She's such a bitch that she would be one of those who would turn their own brother to the Bolsheviks to be exterminated because of different political views. A White Liberal Bitch. Me? I'm just White Trash to her and idgaf. I just stay away from her.
She's a cunt, and I can't stand her because of her cunty attitude, but I have to get a Baby Shower Gift to keep up appearances and to hide my power level around her. There's this Amazon List that we are supposed to shop off of, but I haven't seen it yet. Okay, so how much should I spend on the Baby Shower gifts? I'm thinking $200.00, but I'm insecure and need validation because I'm being such a faggot.
This is the stupidest thing to ask Any Forums, but its my fucking board.
Why do you capitalise shit that does not need capitalising?
Thomas Ward
He's 15, take it Easy.
Logan Turner
percentage of people who have been vaccinated percentage of people who have died by vaccination status
did they die FROM the vaccine or not? Did you retards even math? or even talk truth? I've been waiting a year and a half for 'all the vaccine deaths' and I haven't seen shit. AND I GENUINELY WANT A FULL FUCKING COLLAPSE BOOK OF ELI SPEC WASTELAND. YOU STUPID CUNTS HAVE CHEATED ME OUT OF MY UTOPIA.
Luis Taylor
So far the thing presenting itself is much higher rates of miscarriage, not so much hyper-deformed flipper babies. If she makes it to term, chances are... fair... it won't be too fucked up.
John Roberts
yeah, but baby shower gift
Brody Rivera
$0. You spend $0. Every dollar you give these unappreciative fucks just makes them worse people. You should be worried about keeping up appearances with Any Forums instead of this entitled bitch, bitch.
Caleb Clark
Whatever you get make sure to slip her the receipt.
Cooper Sanders
Don’t worry, her child will be born sterile. Your bloodline will be safe.
…Unless you got the vaxx too?
Cooper Jenkins
> vaxxed fuck no
Andrew Jackson
OP, this is really the only answer, if she truly does think that you are white trash, has written you off, and would sell you out for online approval and vindictive purposes. Alternatively, you could just get her some quick-clot or anti-clotting agents as a spiteful inside joke for her inevitable vax damage, but that would probably fly over her head or be used as evidence by her to get more of your family to choose "her side" in her petty crusade against all the evil racists of the other side of the family.
Easton Collins
Fuck, forget to link to the other post
Angel Torres
Make some bullshit out of papier maché and pretend you spent lots of time making a "personal gift"
Ian Hall
there are $150 custom plaques on amazon OP. maybe get one for her when she inevitably miscarries or dies herself.
**REMINDER TO ANY VAXXIE THAT POSTS IN THIS THREAD** >you succumbed to a worldwide shilling campaign from unelected officials just to keep your wagie job >took a rushed, practically experimental injection, from a criminal company just to avoid what is essentially a cold >got the cold anyway only retards believe its gonna be two weeks until youre all dead, but you will indeed die
Spend nothing, make a diy gift. If she bitches about it, she's the bad guy for shiting on your hard work. Either way the dynamic shifts in your favor.
Asher Collins
dude there's a list that we are supposed to shop off of. I'm just looking for an appropriate dollar amount. > poo kek you looking for a girlfriend? I wish I had that copypasta
Jaxson Foster
>ELI SPEC WASTELAND user you do know you can just move to Africa right?
Robert Allen
This And cum on it But in a place where it won't be immediately noticeable, only when it's disposed of
Jackson Lopez
>Baby Showers So, basically nobody has any experience with this and are unable to recommend an appropriate dollar amount for a gift.
Josiah Perez
Get her a mutt (half black half white doll) and when she opens it tell her it's a milano.
Jaxon Hall
Don't be so angsty, just give what you think is appropriate.
Still recommend the papier maché artwork if you want to subtly mock her though
Aiden Jones
Youre a good man.
Jaxon Morris
nah get a full nigger doll > what? > you don't like it? > what are you? > some kind of a racist? > you probably voted for Trump, right? Honestly? I try to be.
