I live in a lower middle class townhouse complex and some high schoolers have formed a clique/wannabe gang...

I live in a lower middle class townhouse complex and some high schoolers have formed a clique/wannabe gang. They assemble in the parking lot area and they've now smashed my pumpkin on my front porch. This in of itself isn't a huge deal but I have to be prepared if these boys get brave. What do?

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Test

Are they white or black

Get some sort of blunt object like a bat or something and find one alone out and about at night. Beat the shit out of him while telling him they need to knock it the fuck off or it's a gun next time.

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The smashed pumpkin means they want you to fuck them each in the ass without any lube

Test

walk out of your house naked and greased up
hoot and holler at them while swinging around a chain in one hand and a dildo in the other hand
Go down fighting

get your sons to go flog them around ahhh deeerrr

this is good.
this is better

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Black

Get your next pumpkin a bunch of nitroglycerin, for his heart.

just have a conversation with them, try to build rapport with them. They'll be less likely to start shit with you if they know you somewhat.

Thanks. No half measures. We are in the bad times now. The only thing people listen to is violence.

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The justice system is pozzed. Time to take a lesson from the chump outs and implement street justice.

Get a van and two friends. Isolate one of the niggers and follow him. When he is alone pull up next to him and jump out of the van. Hit the nigger with a stun gun and your buddy bags his head and throws him in the van. Cuff him and beat him near to death. Take the nigger outside of town and tell him if he is seen in the streets again the next time no one will find him. Make sure to wear masks and gloves and any white skin paint black with shoe polish so you cant be identified. Problem solved.

It's September, there are no pumpkins available. Either you're a fucking liar or you're a country bumkin in which case you wouldn't have a bunch of kids surrounding your property. Are you a shill or are you a shill? Get a fucking life

train them to be your personal army, ply them with ciggs and booze, then unleash them into upper class neighborhoods to loot and riot for YOU not the Man

>wtf! who the hell imbeds a pumpkin with safety razors!? my hands are fucked!

Op can become a police officer and just buck break him in public

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Get a gun

Kids need to be nice to each other. It might prevent more school shootings.

Its more fun to terrify them. When a nigger is singled out isolated and alone he becomes terrified. They are like a pack of dogs and their strength comes from numbers. When alone and being beaten by unknown people and told he is in danger it will break him. After that he will either move out or try to fight back. If you break both his trigger fingers he wont be able to fight back. I have done this before try it out and see. I suggest gagging him as well because he will make a lot of noise everything from begging to screaming if you do this right. The stun gun is very fun to use especially if you get creative with it.

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