Everyone talks about how in Scandinavia people enjoy better salaries, better services, better standards of living, better economy... Scandinavia is introduced as some kind of heaven on earth, an utopian socio-economic model to follow.
However, why would I envy the Scandinavians if they live literally and unironically like shit?
>Bad weather
I like winters and cold or at least the cold in my country. In Scandinavia you never see the sun, the sky is black when it's cloudy (not grey like here in Spain), everything is blue and depressing.
>Cold people
This is due to the weather I think. The people are cold and distant, families are small and not very united.
>Bad food
The food, no offense, is terrible. They eat a lot of canned, sour food and you are always hungry.
So, anons why should I envy Scandinavia? Spain may have a far worse economy... and? I live better here, who gives a shit?
How Scandinavians Cope With This?
>b- but why all immigrants want to move there?
Because they are in need of cash and they may find a good, unqualified job that pays very well. That's it, they need money and it's easier to earn it up there.
A limp penis
Only the lack of sun is sometimes a bit depressing, other than that weather is decent, cold people maybe in other peoples standards, I think people here are welcoming and friendly and you can make whatever food you like so bad food is not something I think about since I dont make any bad foods
>In Scandinavia you never see the sun
The sun literally never sets for half a year in the northern part
>The people are cold and distant
Only to people who arent white, which is probably why you felt that way
>Bad food
True, but in times of globalization, who gives a fuck. Back to the tomato farm now Pablo
>The sun literally never sets for half a year in the northern part
It's still too cold for many meds to be outside most of the time.
Let's face it, it is not the weather that makes people live in N-Norway.
Finland is not Scandinavia.
>The food, no offense, is terrible. They eat a lot of canned, sour food and you are always hungry.
The fuck. Just eat whatever you want man.
The only time I ever ate something canned was some tuna every other month,
t. swede
No, it's Mumindalen.
>Bad food
?
>t. swede
>posts form Japan
Hello Pewdiepie
but if I want to have some toasts with tomato and olive oil for breakfast, how can I do that living there? Do you have olive oil in your supermarkets?
I was thinking the same. Could be vpn tho.
I wish I was rich like him. I live pretty close to him tho
Scandinavians are cheerful folk compared to us, they seem too high maintenance for me
Are you retarded?
Tres cerveza mucho grande por favor, and una salmon taco pls
>They eat a lot of canned, sour food
What kind of retarded superstition is this? Is this what sub 80-iq medtards actually believe
It's the only thing he was able to afford when visiting, please don't laugh.
>bad weather
its comfy
>cold people
no
>bad food
what makes you think that? old medieval dishes made by starving peasants that just so happened to be famous?
Do you know that small cargo ships can go all the way from the Baltic sea to Kuopio in Finland?
Scandinavians are medicated.
I want my fucking olive oil and some good and sweet tomatoes, cucumbers, salad, some sobrasada and embutido and you have none of that. seethe more
You will never be happy
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what is this retarded thread I don't even
>never see the sun
I fucking wish, this summer was quite something.
>cold people
We're a more honest people and don't feel the need to put on fake facades you see in the global south, that's the truth of it. You're not more generous or open, you're just trying to feed your own ego.
>bad food
Granted, our northern neighbors can't cook worth shit. Denmark though is all about fatty meat, gravy and potatoes. Beer food.