Any Forums writes a Family Guy episode

>music plays and a plane of the Griffin's house appears:

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Niggers steal the bikes

[Peter enters the kitchen]
Peter: Lois, the holocaust never happened, and I'm tired of pretending it did.

This reminds me of the time that one OP from Spain sucked a thousand cocks
>flash back

Sneed

"I swear commercials are getting worse. This commercial break is as long as the airport lines on September 12th."

>cuts to segue

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>Cleeveland move back in the neighborhood
>Hi, i am your new (old) neighbor. I am obligated to inform you i am a convicted sex offender.

wouldn’t happen; niggers don’t have to say that for obvious reasons

Seth should just make an episode where Stewie gets sexually abused already. Everyone knows it's his self insert. At least come out and admit you're a fag and got diddled.
*falls down and scrapes knee*

then all their skin melts off, so

"Remember that time I went on a nostalgia trip in Quebec three months ago?"

>Peter I will not have that kind of anti-semitic nonsense in my house. You know my mother is Jewish.
*Peter farts audibly*
>What the hell was that
>Just a little bit of gas honey, I hope you could appreciate it given all your people have put me through.

I heard Peters voice reading this

holy crap louis remember the time

>peter laughs
L: Peeta! You can’t joke about the holocaust! You know what? Enough! We’re bringing the family to the Quahog Holocaust Museum.

>”oh my god, this is worse than the time Brian got the covid vaccine”
>cuts to shot of Brian in a wheel chair, hooked up to life support.

>Any Forums writes a Family Guy episode
Brian: [Some goyim npc propaganda]
Peter: Well, Brian, if you must know it was the satanist kid fuckers nine elevened our country.
[Pans to Stevie playing with Rupert]
Stevie: Satanist kid fuckers!!? Interesting, I must find them at once and see what they are up to!!
[Stevie invents a freemason detector and explains how it works]
Stevie: You see Bri, a freemason's brain works a lot like cool hwip
Brian: The what?
Stevie: Shut up dog we're not doing this again.
[Turns on the device, turns out everybody except Brian, Stevie and Quagmire is a freemason even Peter]
Brian: Oh my god what is going on here?
Stevie: Brian, we find the origin of freemasonry. Quagmire can fly us to the point where it seems to be a powerful source of kidfucking.
Brian: Where is it?
Stevie: The Balmoral Castle in Scotland
Brian: The Queen's castle?
[*Uppity adventure music begins*]

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[Chris enter the scene and shit his pants]
Chris: Jannies come clean it up!
Peter: I love these Mexican tranny dudes who clean up all the shit for free!
[Zoom on Peter's face then Peter winks at the camera]

niggers rape them all

Hoe-lee crap it's Queen Elizabeth!

Fun creepypasta

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