Here's your Australian home bro, that'll be $1.3 million

Here's your Australian home bro, that'll be $1.3 million.
Careful not to nail into the walls too much, that fibro is asbestos.

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thats why im moving to botswana

>raped by kangaroo outside

Well, this is 1.3 million dollars in Brazil

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House of 20 mil reais/4 000 dollars

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how much is a favela shack

Strictly finders keepers

>No moon man statue

you might recall we visited a park in botswana

please invade us. When I see Americans in low spirits over their housing market, I envy their innocence. Please save us, we will eat American mustard please

how much private security would i need and what would their salary need to be so thats it not them that rape and murder me?

Favela? Kek, you use gato and neither even pay eletricity and watter

Croc dundee pill time
Go bush pig

Any door have one segurança, he take care of house

>how much is a favela shack
Apparently...
$4,000

If I say that in Brazil, one farm cost even less than one house?

You are here:
>“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.”

Anglos BTFO. I dunno, I fled the Anglo Zionist Empire of Satan to Latvia. At least I got a good house for cheap.

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Learn the patois, don't flaunt yet live in a favela and appropriate atlantic rainforest land.
Make it into a private reserve.
Live as a king

Imagine believing asbestos is bad because some kikes on tv told you the world’s best fire retardant causes cancer.

Modest "farm" of 10,000 R$

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that's why i stay inside

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wow australia never fell for the asbestos is deadly meme. pretty based. just rebuild all your houses all lose your generational wealth, goy

Ya, I bought a farm from a celeb, mata atlantica illegal shit just to turn it into a reserve.
I had the shitty (((architecture))) go to dust

with that money you can buy a 3 floor house in Acapulco beach

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aussie walls - asbestos
mutt walls - pressed woodchips

What's wrong with those subhumans?

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>you are now hearing the high pitched shrieking they make, manually

u can say its expensive but every australian person ive met was able to have a ton of money and pay it off somehow

so u cant really complain with the biggest houses in the world and most prosperous economy

and majority white and gook with few aboriginals

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I was thinking of making a movie in Australia similar to a zombie movie but it has to do with kangaroos, where a virus gets spread among them and they become feral killing machines. I already mapped out a scene where a guy gets his guts torn out by the bottom claws of a roo while it stands on its tail. This video is awesome. I didn't write it because I don't know enough about Australia

Lol
Ok, Bruce lee

Cassowary zombies, those fucker are scary zombiez

this is what a third of a million dollars gets you in somalia

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Bought 80square metres 4 years ago in a good location for work, at a reasonable price.

I seem like a rich man to colleagues now.

go live in the bush, you sissy

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Eew, I never realized they had grabby little hands like that.