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Name a better source of protein
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Cows, pigs, chickens. They are better because they arent bugs.
Not even close
Then eating turks? You'll probably get some disease stop doing that
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So that's how the amazons did it
Are we going to slurp insect cum?
Brewer's yeast.
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Beef jerky
Beef
Literally any lean meat whose protein will actually be absorbed.
Mexicans and they come pre-seasoned.
You're eating that insect with all his shit inside and even if you were to squash it out it'll still taste like ASS.
Beef
Bugs are not bioavailable
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why eat a bug, you could just scrape some dogshit off the pavement and it'd taste the same
You shouldn't eat your cum cause there could be STDs
Peanut butter, eggs, fish, beef, peas, there's a lot of better sources.