Name a better source of protein

Pro tip: you cant

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Your mom

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Cows, pigs, chickens. They are better because they arent bugs.

Not even close

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Then eating turks? You'll probably get some disease stop doing that

Cum

onions

So that's how the amazons did it

Are we going to slurp insect cum?

Brewer's yeast.

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Beef jerky

Beef

Literally any lean meat whose protein will actually be absorbed.

Mexicans and they come pre-seasoned.

You're eating that insect with all his shit inside and even if you were to squash it out it'll still taste like ASS.

Beef
Bugs are not bioavailable

CalorieMate (カロリーメイト) is a brand of nutritional energy bar and energy gel foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. It was first released in 1983 debuting with a cheese flavored block. CalorieMate comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can.

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why eat a bug, you could just scrape some dogshit off the pavement and it'd taste the same

You shouldn't eat your cum cause there could be STDs

Peanut butter, eggs, fish, beef, peas, there's a lot of better sources.