ON PATROL: LIVE THREAD 7: CLOSING TIME!

It’s over!

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NO NOT CLOSING TIME

#FREEBLUEBENJAMIM

Hello frens. Really stressful night for me, will be watching this ep of OPL tomorrow. If someone is hosting COPS tonight I'll be on later :)

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>you know something, Dan? This police shit is getting old man. And they hate us. They fucking hate us, brother. I gotta do what a man's gotta do. And that's buy one get one free, baby.
OFFICER NOOOOOOOO

Their disdain for gringos is apparent..

all 4 of them combined only half-understand english

Smart biz's logo looks like it is begging for a cease and desist from amazon

4 drunk Mexicans = one drunk white person

Aww okay! Love you, fren.

i use 10 min mail every time

still edging

Making carne asada tomorrow
(Pic not carne asada)

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Shyyyyy hiiiiiiii haaaa-hiiiiiii yi! Yi! yi!

I need some good knives that aren't too expensive. Any recs, cooking user?

based, hope you play your beaner music loud as well

Where is the space jews commercial?

They have the dum
Good to see you fren!!

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>used the term chicas earlier
yeah hes going back

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Between the four of them, they only got half the English words from the officer.

Do they save all the ads for the end or something

Yup. A whole nother week without OP LIVE.

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Dan should try and get COPS brought back some fucking how. I'd petition to get him a Congressional Medal of Whateverthefuck for that.

guess not

Dan is on a mission to amass shekels at breakneck speed, by whatever means necessary.

whats a good cutting board bros

I have a job interview in 9 days... I'm nervous bros

Knife I'm that pic is pretty good and sharp and was only like $15 any knife can be sharp btw just get used to sharpening them yourself.

What company/industry?

>Hey put your jelly belly on the hood there fat boy
Was that really necessary?

nye county carries all the other counties

Let's go to commercial Dan

>kissing your teenage child on the lips after helping them cover pustules on their face with stickers

I don’t like this future of ours

Cops is already back. Fox nation plays it

Don't get pulled over with meth the day before.

I don’t want to go home but I can’t stay here..... 90’s bros take me back!

Are sets good or just buy individual shit?

La migra! La migra!

firm handshake Champ

>based beaners
no thanks roach

Data analyst

Here a hug bro

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U will do well fren I can feel it

Bro, you got this.
They're gonna love you.

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>fox nation
I'm not paying boomers to see some niggers get nightsticked unless fucking Candace Owens is on there getting eaten out by Tomi Lahren

>I have a job interview in 9 days... I'm nervous bros
King, you got this; here's the trick:
>As quickly as possible, get to a point in the conversation where you are talking with them as a coworker. Ask a lot of questions about what they are working on, maybe suggest things they might have tried, and if they can see you as a coworker during the interview you basically have it on lock and it's smooth sailing from there.

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Fat guy in a little car

Chinese electric car?

Aren't we already doing that on Any Forums? lol

>MA I GOT THAT INTERVIEW TOMORROW
you will never hear a nigger say that, even a white scumbag has interviews and appointments

Fellas, why are we all so big gutted?

Different cutting boards for different things the one in pic is nice because it's large and has grooves for catching the meat juices.

Simply prepare very well and leave emotions out of it. If you're truly ready, you don't need to be nervous and can let go and be the best you. Good luck. Male stripper in a gay nightclub will be perfect for you.

Thanks frens

wtf is that thing

Victorinox
Meets the price quality balance

I can make you one. I gotta get started on all of the Christmas ones anyway

Remember they need you more than you need them.
Good luck fren

I'm in awe at the size of this lad

it should be an obligation for ever american to ram these pieces of shit off the road

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bros car is barfing a light

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he got hit so hard he spun around

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Don't say 'nigger'

Any Forums janitor and gay stripper are my backup careers

you drink too much beer, eat/drink too many refined sugars, and eat too much processed food

Interview On a Saturday?

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taking a vacation for this lad

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FYI, that guy wrote a book about being in that band.

That's the goyslop physique.

What kind of ugly car is that

Thanks fren

Thanks fren

I've never seen that car before. I wanna say it's a fiat but it looks australian

>not black
>not in cuffs
funny how that works

You've got the anal part covered I'm sure.

>invade country
>annoy natives
>muh racism
Racism is when you don't let a foreign people come to your home, walk all over you, and treat you like shit.

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Reelz actually shows old based Cops episodes back in the day where cops didn’t give a fuck and would fuck you up on tv... We should get a new bread started, becuase those episodes are pure kino

thank u fren i will be waiting in my mailbox for it

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9 days from now is a Monday bro

Smart car

When you buy a cheap chink electric car from Alibaba.

If I were a beaner I would but I've got sennheiser ear buds like a respectful white man should and I listen to Jazz like a faggot.

Hi based sucy poster, I'll be streaming COPS at trovo.live/s/Built4BWC

Unless grabbler is streaming then we'll go there

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>Alibaba
wish

Drunk driving to hooters, man these simps are lame.

>Act like you know their job better than they do and this will convince them to hire you.

Interesting take.

>aoc on the right

Outside of being a spic why is the passenger in cuffs?

Chinese electric car.

I know, my mom and I watched it and laughed our asses off. I grew up watching COPS as a baby because my parents let me have fire trucks and cop cars and shit as a little dude and I always wanted to become a detective. Sadly, I can't now.

how long til cops?

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I thought they were shorter?