ON PATROL: LIVE THREAD 5: SHUCK AND JIVE EDITION

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Any Forums approved chat
trovo.live/s/nyecounty

Other streams
ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream
tvpeer.github.io/iptv/costum-url/?u=https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/c733a9aa448a4a44a1
>Looking for more to add

>ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO
mfbc.us/m/fwd258q
>FAMILY-FRIENDLY BINGO
mfbc.us/m/xnzqsmw

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not very fond of niggers bros…

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Missed the first half hour anything interesting happen?

Why are her pants open?

Sure are a lot of black people on this show...

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>Bingo

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Yes, please watch the rerun later.

yes lot happen user

Those are her real eyelashes….

For the foodbro I reverse sear my meats by smoking it and then searing in a pan or on the propane grill.

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Dan has been on an axe grinding mission for a while against (((A&E))) but they don't realize that Dan is King of the Media Jews

I kinda want them to go back to Africa if I'm honest with you

Florida schizo

remember to stay hydrated

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THE NIGGERS ARE IN THE WALLS

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When a cop on this show starts saying
>I gotchu
it's time to get your story straight asap

Why did that stupid pig jump over the guardrail after the car went past?

>i fucking shit my pants

That looks like an obvious FAIL.

Reverse sear this dick, nigga

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Damn. Was hoping it was just the snake.

FRENS

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>Silver lining? more like a brown streak

They haven’t been in Afreaka for 400 years. How would they survive?

Some Chad hit a cop car and drove off

delayed reflex probably

Yeah sticks I'm gonna get a lot of info from that pic

would you have known in that moment the car was just going to speed past, or would you not take any chances and dive for safety?

Ayo just getting in what happened with that drunk driver when they cut away last night?

the blacks that do go to africa are seen as outsiders as well. they don't integrate

TRENDSETTER

If another vehicle slams into it then he would be pinned against the guardrail and the car he was investigating.

Niggers be drinking and driving

ASUKA FREN

1st bingo of the night and nobody is going to check those digits?

She is shit faced

That looks fucking good!

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>They haven’t been in Afreaka for 400 years. How would they survive?
Not my problem

They wouldn't. Africans hate American Nogs.

I own a glock19x, am I a nigger?

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Damn laqueefa is seething

Even the people pulled over are bored tonight

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pig people fatigue

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She resisting oppression!!!

I honestly want a good CC gun but I doubt my faggy ass libshit state would grant me a CC

AI delivered, finally

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Synthetic urine... Yum!

no, it's a good gun
niggers owning them doesn't change that

based synthetic urine late night smuggling gangsters.

What's she futiged about?

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>I don’t wanna be on camera
Doesn’t realize she’s staring right at one

Niggers own Rolex's but they're still good.

these "laws" are so fucking retarded

this nigger is as gay as the day is long

Black and a fag, a double whammy.

Thanks, fren.

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She’s riding with a gay nigger

HENLO FREN
>synthetic nigger peepee

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>makes him possess it by puring it out
the perfect trap

They wouldn't (and that's a good thing).

to be fair gay niggers are at least less nigger.

it's because absolute retards drive around incoherently drunk and kill people

not a fan of how much they cut out of the bottoms of the slides for the ambi slidecatch on the Gen 5s but love or hate 'em, glocks run

>in your purse
Faggot buck broken nigger confirmed

They’re cutting them a break and they’re still being obnoxious. Jesus, black people are retarded

How many bodies it got?

the glock 43x is originally a 10 round mag very slim single stack 9mm, but a company made a damn 15 round mag for it. crazy, I want to get one.

Glock 19x is a pretty bad conceal carry. Frame too big.
It’s possible, just better options for CC

>She’s riding with a gay nigger
From space?

No

She's driving and fucked up why is he laughing with them? Are these the obligatory "let the dindus off" moments to avoid chimpouts?

>you have weed in your purse
lmao this Cop letting this nigga know he fruity.

He is cutting those nogs a lot of breaks

My tummy hurts

Oh fuck off with your nigger patrol bs.
Harassing people who are speeding and shit.
Where were you when that filthy nigger was murdering Whites in Memphis, did instance?
Too busy pulling pud to some fucking patrol radio no doubt.
50% of murder go unsolved and here you are stroking your Vienna sausage to muh cops r kewl.

lol the way they try to lie is so childish

I know a gay nigger. You can mistake him for a functioning member of society.

Why is there so much arguing with nigger criminals? Just nightstick those motherfuckers and get the cuffs on. All this “I feel you bro” shit is making me physically sick.

only if that's the only gun you own

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yeah I've been thinking about that looking for a ccw; I love the sig 365 but it's also pretty large; it really kinda depends on the owner's body shape and clothing

Big thanks to trovo poster

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Terrified of another Saint Floyd situation.

I bet you do faggot kys

0 are you a perhaps a goverment agent? Just asking for a friend.

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I hate niggers and I hate pigs. They both deserve each other.

Half of murders aren't solved because of muh stop snitching.
When it's broken down by race like 90% of white murders are solved

they should do a sobriety test, not "you cant have open bottles in your car", what if they just drink it all before driving because of that

You have for poisoning user.... you have to shit it out to feel better

I can't control who the company hires, you dumb nigger.

>side effects worse than the disease

clearly a sign of systemic racism

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theres a man stuck in a lake and they can't get him to come out

You were the kid in school who hated the teacher too. Fuck off and grow out of whatever problem you have with authority

>Terrified of another Saint Floyd situation.
Nightstick first, ask questions later.

Stop drinking cum

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Boringggggggggggg...

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They got him out now

So what's a good one that won't kill my wallet?