What will happen if I activate all my seven chakras?

what will happen if I activate all my seven chakras?

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You crap your pants.

You become the universe, again

You will be free from the false intelligence.

can confirm.

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You can almost kill Madara in sage of six paths mode.

you become a really annoying new age faggot

You will find bliss adolf

You will unlock your potential and think slightly better due chemical emotional balance.

You dont activate them so much as you unravel them

We had a weird boy ‘dat did dis ones.
was kinda funny.

Activation isn't that important, what is important for Ninjutsu is to learn how to focus and control your chakra within your chakra network. Are you still a Genin, faggot?

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>not eating activated almonds instead
ngmi

You gain a new level of ascension open your third eye too avoid fluoride
Christcuck or fedora tipper?

Most likely die lmfao.
Those "chakras" are neurons that travel down the spine and bunch up at certain spots. They're the parts of the brain that control things like your stomach, heart, lungs, genitals, ect.
If you try to "open them" you basically just take manual overdrive and will most likely either strain your heart or forget to keep it pumping. That's why this shit is "forbidden." Only certain people can have the patience it requires to not hurt yourself.
Fpbp is the best case scenario.
Also opening them isn't literally opening them. It's understanding how they communicate to you and figuring out how to command them. They're the roots of sin that give us the urges we feel day to day. What you want to fuck. What you want to eat. How long you want to sleep. Ect ect. The first step is learning how to tell those urges no. The majority of people can't do that due to living moment to moment. But there's a lot of people who can already tell themselves no since Christianity was so based.
Tldr; you basically over clock your bodies automated functions and can kill yourself by trying and not knowing what you're doing.

Source?

You'll become an avatar for Hitler.

you become a vessel for uncle adolf to come back to this plane of reality

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>They're the roots of sin that give us the urges we feel day to day. What you want to fuck. What you want to eat. How long you want to sleep. Ect ect. The first step is learning how to tell those urges no.
As much as our existence is to be equal parts carnal and divine, you have a stronger point in not taking the steering wheel before you learn to drive. But that is no reason to ban automobiles nor stigmatize driving classes, see...

fucking kek, great minds think a like

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You acquire absolute proof that you are an eternal soul having a human experience, gain telepathic abilities, and feel blissed out all the time.

glownigger post for sure.
You basically just gotta move your mind else ware and you would start breathing again normally from your subconscious. Only lame ass women who over-work their ((anxiety)) and go into hysterical retardation have the ability to kill-themself as you speak.

become schizo

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I'm on acid right now so that's basically me. AMA.

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>Christcuck or fedora tipper?
neither. just a normal, non-retarded person

You get faster internet

That's really all OP needs. Faster internet.

You will have damaged your nervous system to be constantly stimulated and have a constant urge to do new agey shit like sun your butthole.

You need to sunbathe your anus for 2 hours a day for that.

>what will happen if I activate all my seven chakras?
You scream 'N' into the abyss and the abyss will scream back with
>I

G

You'll find out that there are 8

How can I get a hold of LSD? I can't ever find it.

>How can I get a hold of LSD? I can't ever find it.
Where the fuck is that flag from......

Anyway, magic mushrooms are better. But if you have a local university, find the chem lab and bribe someone, or just buy it on the internet, usually shipped from Germany, lol

Source is his glownigger anus, brought to you by the same kikes that say red meat bad, corn syrup good, eat your bugs goyim.

I had a hard time tracking this stuff down but I've got moar where it came from now.

Ass explosion,

Synchonisticities go on overdrive

It's the Anarcho-Capitalist flag. Where can you buy lsd online? I can mushrooms in my area as they were recently decriminalized. I'm a brain dead social retarded. Anything involving consistent human interaction isn't going to work for me lol. It's been years since I've tripped. Would like to one last time before SHTF.

you'll end up in the funny farm. you're not ready.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7GeSKw9TsU

You can 1v1 Madara.

You'll support globohomo