If you don't own a truck, you are gay. Trucks are one of the very few major life purchases you can still buy that aren't pozzed. Doesnt matter if you never do "truck things" they are still the best car to own simply for not looking like it came straight out of agenda 2030.
If you don't own a truck, you are gay...
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Based. Also that truck looks like it was built for running over a bunch of niggers.
>OP
>IS
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>FAGGOT
Trucks get terrible fuel mileage.
Trucks have terrible carrying capacity compared to vans or even minivans.
Trucks have a terribe human carrying capacity.
Most trucks run on gas instead of diesel, which is gay as fuck.
Most trucks are American made, and American cars suck dick.
>MUH WALKABLE CITIES
This is one of the stupidest threads I’ve ever seen in the cesspool and that’s really saying something
Kys faceless fatfuck flyover
The only cars anyone should be buying should be the following:
>German or Japanese car companies
>Diesel engine with great fuel mileage
>USED. Stop buying cars new, retards
>Lightweight rather than high horsepower
>Have a large cab with plenty of seating
>Trucks get terrible fuel mileage.
So what
>Trucks have terrible carrying capacity compared to vans or even minivans.
Depends. Some things are better hauled in an open bed. You gonna put a yard of gravel in your minivan?
>Trucks have a terribe human carrying capacity.
Crew cab
>Most trucks run on gas instead of diesel, which is gay as fuck.
Very few American passenger vehicles run on diesel. Diesel is expensive here and the engines are more complicated and maintenance intensive.
>Most trucks are American made, and American cars suck dick.
Most cars made anywhere suck anymore. That said my 2004 pickup is still going just fine.
You sound very effeminate and gay
Buying something to not look like a fag is a faggot move.
>buy a truck
>never take it off-road or haul anything
fyi rachel maddow drives an F-150
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>Buying something to not look like a fag is a faggot move.
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You could always get a 3/4 ton RAM with a Cummins. I’d put that up against any Germong or Nip vehicle (especially since you can’t get any Nip diesel vehicles in ‘Mercia)
The "pickup-truck" as you know it today is a defense asset equally as important as the AR15/30rd magazine for the average citizen.
Mobility was LITERALLY the greatest lesson in all of WWII.
Electric Vehicles are a future where your freedom of movement, and freedom of acceess to society can be "SHUT-OFF" or "revoked" for wrong-think or anything the liberal-international world order disagrees with. They own you utterly if they can shutt off your ability to move. Everything else is COPE
>Every war since WWII has been "won" by bands of people wielding 4wd Trucks and 30rd rifles.
full-stop.
Both are essential to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, free from obligation to "international Liberal world order"
The American Truck is essentially a military asset magnitudes more capable than virtually any vehicle found in WWII or Vietnam.
Even in factory trim, our vehicles are capable war machines in and of themselves.
For this reason alone, giving up an asset of this type of value is full-blown stupidity/
SHALL.NOT.INFRINGE.
Evidence: Every Middle-eastern war ever
>en.wikipedia.org
Youre frankly stupid for NOT buying a truck.
>they are capable of a FAR wider range of roles
>hold more value
>better in all weather conditions
>get comparable gas mileage to cars
>FAR greater re-sale, trade-in and used market value
Vehicles and legislation mandating "hybrid" or "electric mandates" or "self drive/radar drive" or any perversion of mode that takes full-control from the DRIVER is an EGREGIOUS rape of freedom that is 2nd only to the firearm.
getting in a vehicle and tapping on a screen of approved corporate destinations or pre-programmed addresses is utter and complete slavery.
>unaFORDable for the average American
>Cucked, remote survellance electronics
>Remote government mandated kill switch
also, this i'll stick with Mitsu-chan
>the engines are more complicated and maintenance intensive.
You've never changed a tire, much less been in an engine
>So what
So enjoy going broke just because you want to look like a jackass on the road.
>Depends. Some things are better hauled in an open bed. You gonna put a yard of gravel in your minivan?
Yeah, just get a bucket.
>Crew cab
Those look gay.
>and the engines are more complicated and maintenance intensive.
That's bullshit. The exact opposite is true.
>Most cars made anywhere suck anymore.
Cope.
>You sound very effeminate and gay
You sound like a retarded kike shill. Nobody's buying your faggot trucks.
>You could always get a 3/4 ton RAM with a Cummins. I’d put that up against any Germong or Nip vehicle (especially since you can’t get any Nip diesel vehicles in ‘Mercia)
I'm not a proponent of German vehicles they're over engineered plastic garbage these days. Toyotas are still good but other jap shit is questionable too. I'd never get a diesel truck unless I absolutely needed the towing torque, modern diesels are a nightmare that will put your mechanics kid through school.
t. semi pro mechanic
I own a business and I ride a bike.
>You've never changed a tire, much less been in an engine
Fuckoff faggot you don't know me
my truck could squash your truck. lol raptor you will cry extinction when im done with you
>Buying something to not look like a fag is a faggot move.
Coping with a lisp.
>terrible mileage
>most trucks sold nowadays don't have 8ft beds, greatly reducing their utility
>new trucks cost a fortune
>old trucks get price gouged because muh reliability
also 1pbtid, do the needful
I have a truck and i am selling it. I fell into the truck meme and people just treated me like an asshole or just used me to move stuff. Now i drive a two seater corvette z06 black on black with chrome five spoke rims. It’s a lot more fun to drive where i live than a huge truck which made people hate me for some weird reason.
A lifted diesel van literally does everything a truck can do, but better.
>going broke
I bought my truck for under 10k a decade ago. Since I'm not a limp wristed pussy like you I do all the maintenance and haven't spent shit but on parts the whe time I've owned it. Keep projecting though soiboi
I live in a city where everything is walking distance and the roads have bicycle lanes
I am a body builder and you are fat
this is true.
t. average f250 enjoyer
Sorry couldn't read all that, zipped past you doing 330kph. Good luck overtaking that semi with your slab though
>Trucks get terrible fuel mileage.
Stop being poor if the extra $100-200 a month gas breaks your bank account.
>Trucks have terrible carrying capacity compared to vans or even minivans.
Crew cabs seat 5. If you have a large family and need seating for more then congrats on beating globohomo, buy a real body-on-frame SUV with 3rd row seating as a second car.
>Most trucks run on gas instead of diesel, which is gay as fuck.
Not an argument since you can still buy diesel trucks. Diesel does sound cooler and you can roll coal with them but unless you regularly tow heavy loads it doesn't really matter.
>Most trucks are American made, and American cars suck dick.
Toyota makes good trucks too if you prefer the nips
You can't even factor in gas expense? How much of a dipshit are you?
>Also paying 10k for a vehicle
HAHAHAHA
Land Cruisers are superior
Picrel was build for running over libs at high speed.
zis one will be my next, cant wait, 2023 and of we go
>Bragging about 10k being a lot of money to you
can't throw horse shit or gravel for cement in the back of your van fag
no you didnt. you can only go 330 on a deserted autobahn sunday morning at 6 am when noone else is on the road. otherwise you wont be much faster than me in my van giong 160 with a bed in the back if i get stuck in traffic and prefer sleeping until its empty again.