France: Italian Colony

How does it feel that your ancestors were made to worship Julius Caesar and you trained to speak Roman? Pro-tip: you were trained. Your ancestors worshipped statues if Julius Caesar.

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coomer bait thread with flag unrelated to subject. fuck off

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>Your ancestors worshipped statues of Julius Caesar.

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deomercurio.be/en
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_cult

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This is the account by Julius Caesar of his conquest of France

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commentarii_de_Bello_Gallico

Suetonius recounts Romans singing this song if Caesar

"Romans guard your wives
A shaved one lover arrives
He fucked away gold in France
That he borrowed here"

This is the most ancient recorded song associated with France and was sung of Julius Caesar

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>A shaved lover comes

>italians romans

post an actual Italian woman

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>How does it feel
>flag
>mutt
yall be burning in hell anyway, you, your ancestors, and all of that faggot shit yall totally not into lol lmao fucking wanksters 10/10 seeing you guys on the street yall with them faces down

kek

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user I.....
English is 40% French

lol

>Be Roman
>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE A SWAMP, I AM GOING INSANE
Romans don't swim so good

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You cropped out the hot one

you just babbled about nothing for no reason
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> How does it feel that your ancestors were made to worship Julius Caesar
I still do
Veni, vidi, vici

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don't blame me

That is why they call UK the afghanistan of europe

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Ave Caesar

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>France
There was no France or Franks there by the time of Caesar. it was Gaul and it was filled with 70 IQ Celtic retards that got BTFO by _everyone_, Romans, Germans, Greeks, Slavs.

Celtards are just natural born cucks and slaves. They are the most pathetic Indo-European people in history. they had the biggest and largest presence in mainland Europe only to be genocided to be point of complete extinction.

That we beat that so easily was just like Brits beating niggers in Africa. I pity them more than anything, it's like fighting autistic children.

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