Four homophobes getting their ass beat caught on camera

>gut adopts fighting stance
>walk towards him with your arms at your sides

Why are people like this

It's the fight or flight going into overdrive.
The dudes clearly can't understand why this bitch is getting so over the top and aggro. In no moment they see him as a potentially dangerous threat, until of course, he starts throwing punches.

Mike V could easily whoop your fucking asses

Judging by the aftermath they could instinctively tell he's harmless

Dare you to call him harmless to his face, he could easily end that pathetic excuse of an existence you call your life

Not really because I know how to handle easily aggressive vermin. Cucks might not be prepared for a violent altercation, I can go from 0 to 100 as fast as this bald manlet.

You wouldn't be doing much of anything besides running your mouth. Or actually, running away. If you came face to face with his fists you would instinctually cower away like the weakling chump you are.

Not really, overly aggro manlets are really easy to handle.

Why did the video say mike valley vs random cocks

Who keeps posting Mike Valley here?

He's right. Your posts really give off the vibe that you're a huge weakling

>Some roid wannabe fights an N64 meetup who just met up to talk bout old times
fixed.

>shoots you
>drives away

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I don't have to prove myself to anons. I've handled my fair share of raging manlets from my clubbing days. Their reach is abyssmal and you can only get fucked up if they trip you out with their incredibly stable center of gravity due to their small size.

They weren’t worried about it.

Sure you did buddy. In reality, you got your ass whooped plenty of times just for being a faggot.

>fragile ego can't even take being called a skater fag
>goes full nigger
If a nigger had done the same, what would your verdict be, faggot?

Not really, I've never started a fight either. My friends and I have had our fair share of manlet rage manifesting out of nowhere tho.

I'm just glad I don't live in a society where people's lives are so shit they go nuts over some random traffic dispute over something someone didn't even do deliberately.

Imagine living in a country so full of hatred and anger, lmao.

In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.

He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.

He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.

The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.

Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.

I love Mike V threads. It reminds me of a simpler time when people could joke and call each other fags and only fags like Mike V would get pissed about it

People who put stuff in the butts are weird and gross.

What a faggot

>has to take shirt off

might have beat their ass, but proved that he's a fag lmao

faggot.