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Craziest conspiracy theory you know
Juan Perez
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Alexander Lewis
makes sense. look how shitty the United Nations is. how can you even screw that up? it works in high school after school clubs. explains what 2001 a space movie was all about. we just stopped going right after gemini reported seeing organized glowing objects flying in formations outside his capsule.
Benjamin Reyes
This is a brainlet take
>omg we're savages they look down on us
Sounds a bit like self-hate, and is at the thinking level of a teenager smoking weed.
Also
>bro where do you think we got this technology from
Yes we have to have flying saucers crash in order to get advanced tech, that's the ONLY way, but the aliens? They invented it. No need for other aliens to crash on their planet.
You have to have an IQ under 100 to think aliens can even detect us, let alone, regularly visit and make plans for us. You fail to grasp the vastness of space. In your mind, they're sitting on their planet one day and zoom in to Earth, see us and decide to just hop right on over. In reality, it's not possible to exceed light speed. Your mind is poisoned by hollywood nonsense.
Ryder Foster
Dragon?
Ian Wood
giant fish
Levi Taylor
cool story nigger
Owen Harris
>Cats see humans as cat people
>Humans see ayyys as human people
Brayden Richardson
Nothing I've seen really tops the Hollow Earth Nazi Conspiracy theories. Aside from maybe the DUMBs conspiracies.
Julian Lee
I have a theory that all this shit media is intentional not so much because of jews poisoning society (that's just a bonus) but that jewtube realized they make tons of money off retards like the quartering and critical drinker whining about how bad their basedmedia is. More people watch these manbabies kvetch "boo hoo my capeshit is retarded" for 2 hrs than would ever watch the movie in the first place. So jewtube gives kickbacks to TV and movie companies to make worse and worse capeshit or whatever.
Joseph Powell
Mars used to be like earth until something happened and it was decimated, the survivors came to earth and were the ancient "gods" who kickstarted human civilization.