Why the people from florida are so weird?

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just think of them as if they're australians

Nature is still trying to kill us so we have to maintain a shred of humanity unlike everyone else in America

Because Florida used to be drunks with boats and guns and we were happy and had carefree lives. Then we got invaded by Cubans, Canadians and New Yorkers and they brought their lawyers with them and made our way of life illegal. Now we can't get drunk and go fishing and drive drunk etc. Fucking jews. The nice part is during hurricanes it reverts back to Florida until the power comes back on and it's fucking awesome.

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This, I got a good laugh out of seeing 95 packed with fuckers heading north during Hurricane Irma.

Australia locked their whole country down when China invented a virus and went mental for no reason.
Florida just carried on as normal.

you'd be weird too if you lived here

living that close to the bermuda triangle fucks up your brain with magnetic waves abd shit.

see this poor fucker? he thinks he's normal and has his "humanity" intact, but really he's living in a freakish hell-like alternate reality with all his thusly affected statesmen.

but also this.
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2 reasons - heat & humidity

The reason it seems that way is they have a law that doesn't allow the (((media))) to name them. So they end up with ridiculous 'Florida man' headlines. Not weird, just the most based state

I grew up in FL and eventually moved away to take a job. Every time I visited since then, I noticed the decline in the "old ways". I live in coastal NC now and am heartened in a 'home-sick' way to see fat hillbillies with their surf rods set up chugging bud lite at 6:30 am while I go for my morning walk on the beach. I hope to one day join my bretheren in this way of life

I agree OP. Florida is shit. Don't come here.

Irma was fun. I had a bbq and we where drinken and grillen in the rain

Unironically we have one brazilian Florida... Is a place with the biggest swamp of world and have retarded gaúchos shooting guns to animals meanwhile hide horses by watter and eat caymans

>be me
>califag at a young age
>move to Florida
>my home
>still under the influence of Calindoctrination
>almost fell for the BLT+ meme
>even liked Obama cause first black president n sheit
>finally old enough to vote
>vote trump

Florida saved me

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Idk what to do with you...

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They're feral Bongs that escaped here. The weird thing is they're not even descended from the working class like Appalachians are, they're often from wealthier stock. Just shows that Bongs are nuts, across the class system.

america's penis

It's basically California but with poorer and crazier people.

no cold weather = nigger brain

Compared one desert with one swamp... Lol