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Why the people from florida are so weird?
Blake Mitchell
Colton Hill
just think of them as if they're australians
David Cruz
Nature is still trying to kill us so we have to maintain a shred of humanity unlike everyone else in America
Dominic Hernandez
Because Florida used to be drunks with boats and guns and we were happy and had carefree lives. Then we got invaded by Cubans, Canadians and New Yorkers and they brought their lawyers with them and made our way of life illegal. Now we can't get drunk and go fishing and drive drunk etc. Fucking jews. The nice part is during hurricanes it reverts back to Florida until the power comes back on and it's fucking awesome.
Joshua Long
This, I got a good laugh out of seeing 95 packed with fuckers heading north during Hurricane Irma.
Blake Rogers
Australia locked their whole country down when China invented a virus and went mental for no reason.
Florida just carried on as normal.
Eli King
you'd be weird too if you lived here
Brandon Jackson
living that close to the bermuda triangle fucks up your brain with magnetic waves abd shit.
see this poor fucker? he thinks he's normal and has his "humanity" intact, but really he's living in a freakish hell-like alternate reality with all his thusly affected statesmen.
but also this.
t.grewupontheGA-FLstateline
Isaac Brooks
2 reasons - heat & humidity
Jaxson Ortiz
The reason it seems that way is they have a law that doesn't allow the (((media))) to name them. So they end up with ridiculous 'Florida man' headlines. Not weird, just the most based state
Juan Diaz
I grew up in FL and eventually moved away to take a job. Every time I visited since then, I noticed the decline in the "old ways". I live in coastal NC now and am heartened in a 'home-sick' way to see fat hillbillies with their surf rods set up chugging bud lite at 6:30 am while I go for my morning walk on the beach. I hope to one day join my bretheren in this way of life
Henry Cruz
I agree OP. Florida is shit. Don't come here.
Zachary Hall
Irma was fun. I had a bbq and we where drinken and grillen in the rain
Brayden Lewis
Unironically we have one brazilian Florida... Is a place with the biggest swamp of world and have retarded gaúchos shooting guns to animals meanwhile hide horses by watter and eat caymans
Owen Diaz
>be me
>califag at a young age
>move to Florida
>my home
>still under the influence of Calindoctrination
>almost fell for the BLT+ meme
>even liked Obama cause first black president n sheit
>finally old enough to vote
>vote trump
Florida saved me
Jayden King
Isaac Garcia
Idk what to do with you...
Blake Brown
Liam Jenkins
They're feral Bongs that escaped here. The weird thing is they're not even descended from the working class like Appalachians are, they're often from wealthier stock. Just shows that Bongs are nuts, across the class system.
Benjamin Perry
america's penis
William Butler
It's basically California but with poorer and crazier people.
Evan Ramirez
no cold weather = nigger brain
Justin Moore
Compared one desert with one swamp... Lol