You wake up in this timeline

Merge with Germany and Switzerland.
Kill anything that opposes.

Pretend I invented all of the good Italian food.

Live on eternally as the strange foreigner that created lasagne, pizza and spaghetti.

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Sasuga user lol

yes i will try to start a war over breaking the spaghetti instead of using pasta pot

claim my italian (now roman) citizenship and move to ROMA

Catholicism has never been Christianity, learn about the emperor Constantin and the first councils.

I let romania in

tunisia should be included
carthago was part of the roman empire for longer than northern france and portugal

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KYS FRENCH