Tfw 29 years old virgin

Have you tried not being a fat ugly brown brazilianigger

woah, semi-rare flag

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I'm on a 4 year dry spell, I've given up. I tried to form meaningful relationships but I was betrayed or I wasn't mature. Time to die.

Pre marital sex is a sin

How can you be virgin in a land that allows rape?

I'm a 30 year old wizard and just got my first IRL girlfriend ever last week. We're all gonna make it bro. Hit the gym and join a church.

Just get a hooker

Just purchase a mail order bride from Russia like a normal person.

>32

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I'm about to be 27. I don't care at all desu, doesn't feel relevant to my life and I lost the youthful obscene drive for sex a while back

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But I only want a natural woman without makeup so I'm probably gonna wait my whole life for that

33 year old virgin here
I have never seen an exposed breast in real life.
I remember when I was 21 and I still thought I had lots of time.

26 for me brother

Is 30 your go mad and kill glowniggers and elite age too?

33 year old here. Get on my level, scrub.

But it's strange how both men and women were sexually repressed under Christianity and now it's only men

Victoria Nuland's regime change mentor, I want to say Richard Miles but I forget the name, went to Uzebekestan to set up more color revolutions because they could be projected either into China (think silk road) or into the other side of the ukraine debacle. I haven't heard anything that's come of it, and it's probably a lost cause after the afghanistan exit, but that's how these people operate even if you never thought about where Uzbekistan is or why you should care.

>29
>had [1] shit one night stand
>just got a job as an accountant
is it over for me

good for you

Thanks for the info user, didn't know that sort of stuff was going on.

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Have you tried having sex? It'll fix that right up.

>>tfw 29 years old virgin
>same here except 27 years old
>I'm 23 and never had sex with a girl
>I'm a 30 year old wizard
>I'm about to be 27. I don't care at all desu,
>24
>33 year old virgin here
>26 for me brother
>Is 30 your go mad and kill glowniggers and elite age too?
>33 year old here. Get on my level, scrub.
HOLY SHIT I had never realized how full of losers Any Forums was

it explains why all the posts are so stupid, most people here are virgins in their 30s, ahahahahhah

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so you have had sex with a guy?

I lost my virginity at 30. It's okay user, just be yourself and talk to girls and eventually you'll find one that will be a good match and then just go for it.
I'm glad I never sunk that low. Hookers are disgusting. Paying for sex is degrading as hell. Self respect goes a long way in finding a healthy relationship.

Stay strong, wizard powers are real

>tfw 31 yrs old
>had sex with over 50 women
>still single and alone

You inherit your values from a hypersexalised society

I forgot disgusting promiscuity is a virtue to faggots like you. Enjoy your monkeypox

>Brazil
Well suicide is the only way had you lived here you could've taken others with you

My wife stopped wearing makeup after we got engaged, because she knew I didn't care for it. I wouldn't let something so minor get in the way.

I do believe there is some merit to the wizard meme, as going 30 years without intimacy will bestow upon you some great insights you'd never have acquired otherwise. Assuming you didn't waste your time fruitlessly chasing pussy.

Ffs lads just pay hookers than move onto fatties and most importantly stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

>Pay hookers
This is only acceptable if you're a serviceman away from home. Paying for sex is a quick path to self destruction.

ahahahahahah the 40 year old kissless virgins who will never reproduce trying to do a switcheroo on morality "me going extinct is moral", yeah we agree on that tards LOL

Shaming others is the ultimate crime against humanity

Pretty much. At least I'll die knowing a lot of the world would prefer my genetics and that I turned down sex numerous times, unlike people who can't get any even when they try. My body my choice.

you will be a wizard next year

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the only "power" is that you stop caring about getting pussy because you accept that it will never happen.

t. 32yo khv

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last time I fucked a woman was 20 years ago

I'm honorable virgin again

Literally just go out one night and find a slag if it's that much of a bother. It really isn't that hard, but that's also the problem with the world

Bro ur in brazil. Just go to a bar and pick up a dick hungry drunk chick

It's not a minor thing though
Makeup disguises genetics, it's highly deceptive

31 here

A lot of troons in this thread.

>Shaming others is the ultimate crime against humanity
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>At least I'll die knowing a lot of the world would prefer my genetics
AHAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit Any Forumstards are cool wine aunt tier, I never knew wtf