BILL BURR APOLOGIZES FOR RACIST JOKES

>"When I was a kid growing up in Boston, those racist and unforgiveable jokes were the type of jokes you heard. My dad said them, the whole fucking neighborhood said it, it was brutal. Hitting 50 really showed me a different way looking at things. Trump really made these psychos come out of the woodwork."

>Famous comedian Bill Burr announced this Monday on his eclectic podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast". He followed up with a date for an upcoming comedy tour.

>"We got a great tour coming up. Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."

>Burr has also announced an adjacent tour with popular skater Mike Vallely called "Racism Dies On The Halfpipe". Mike had this to say.

>"Enjoy making jokes at the expense of minorities? My fists have wrote a check for your face and I can assure you that the check will not bounce

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hes irish he gets a nigger word pass
we enslaved them and had them picking cotton as well

only they didnt go onto conquer your country niggers did

There's no way this is real. Mike Vallely? Come on.

Speaking of coming on, in 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

It would have been more believable if you said he'd pick a black person from the audience and suck them off in front of the crowd at each show

bill bore.

Man I wish Patrice O'Neal was here to call him out on this shit

shouldn't have married her

some things never change - the guy can't stop bashing at his father. His dad gifted him a doll as a joke when Billy was a kid because he behaved like a little queen and now he is married to a nigger gorilla who has more testosterone than him

>Each stop on the road we're going to dedicate 35 minutes each show and take a black member out of the audience and bring them up on stage to tell their story about how racism affected them. My wife Nia will additionally meet with them after the show for a follow up private chat."