ON PATROL LIVE: Thot Shoplifter Edition

"who told you it was ok to drive without a license?"

Uhh, the entire fleet of illegals who ignore basic laws

never mind, none of the shoplifters were white, only niggers acting like niggers

inb4 the brit replies

>he stays right there

kek

DAMN GURL

Why do people keep driving without a license, they aren't that hard to get. I unironically have horrible vision and I have a license.

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Here she is from the rear

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>I'm close
because you live right there?

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I bet this lady a stripper.

>this is the suspected suspect
good one

Hello. You didn't miss much, just a shoplifter.

>she’s so pure
>demonica
I’m in love!

>driving with no license
It's their culture you bigot.

holy frisk
gonna have to crack stick tonight

>Those botox thighs and ass
Why do they do this?

>Demonika

where do you guys stay?

that is not the first time she's been handcuffed

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THICC

WOPA

The covid vaccine will fix you right up

I want to be cavity searched by her

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I think I'm in love bros

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her name is Demonica? kek

I can save her

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Definitely some nights when yes, I would have

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right there

Gross flabby ass. The Latina from earlier was way better.

Holy shit Grace Park got THICC

THANK YOU

Muh dicc

more like DETHICCA

>demonica

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wait, one was white, and blonde
>32 and you're out here stealing shit from Wal Mart?

You can see the pink thong she has on.

Holy fuck every 10 minutes there is a break

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She's hiding her disgusting fat gut with those pants.

>Latina from earlier was way better.
Yeah this still wins tonight

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>no one is a juvenile.
Got to take that bingo back user.

damn you guys must be desperate if youre simping this hard for a fat nigger who steals from walmart

>32 and stealing chips

No juvenile? Ahh rip my bingo.

>hiding

>Demonica

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A million better angles

We're in the final 20 minutes of airtime, there will be ~10 minutes of commercials usually.

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I can pay her bail

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Yeah, it's ironic, but if she pulled those pants down slightly it would not be pretty.

no way. Her ass is terrible
strippers work out and are very body conscious.

yea wtf, didn't they say their parents were coming?

KEKED

Yeah fuck.

My grandfather served in a MASH unit in Korea.

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rapeable

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I mean, who hasn't fake swiped items at self checkout?

Bingo

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She already started to transform into a welfare whale, it's too late man

Bro have you ever even been to a strip club. Some of them are beautiful and fit but a lot of them are shrek tier

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i had to leave for a while. did i miss anything interesting?

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Stop eating sugar, you fat bastard. Cut the carbs. Exercise daily and start fasting. Only drink water or zero-calorie beverages. No artificial sweeteners. I reversed my pre-diabetes and lost 100 lbs doing this

the worst thing ive ever done at a grocery store self checkout was i grabbed the organic onions but typed in the code for the non organic onions.

Most white people

That's just 10 more minutes of Sucy posting.

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Ticked my "Pregnant? Or just fat" box, but unfortunately still not close to a bingo on anything yet.

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Would if I was very drunk.

I can save her bros

nah sounds gay, can i just take some pills?

Gas the Juice.

I am become Flex Seal, sealer of bussy.

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I'll be around for another ~2 hours of COPS after.

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she just needs to drink water and eat less burgers

>i've never seen a needle I didn't inject.

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That sounds like a lot of work.
Can I just stay lazy and eat whatever, but take a pill to fix me?

never on purpose. the weight thing helped remind me to scan it before placing in the bagging area.

Just drink a coca-cola for the diabetes

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That's okay, "organic" is a scam.

>save
>save
>this simping
Get it together, lads.

Theres' been at least 3 mobile homes tonight

BASED

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whores can just buy birth control pills online now with no in person doctor visit. nice

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You monster!

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i think we can bleach the nigger race. i also think female criminals should be forced into public-use sex slavery to pay off their crime if they don't have the money.
It would solve the incel crisis if anyone could go downtown and get free criminal pussy whenever they want

nice
and sketchy motel

Too bootylicious for my small penis

it's a new meme retard

Only 15 min left of airtime.
How often is this show on anyway?

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Can I replay the video of that shoplifter?
She is curvy, I want to see her ass.

I'm going to bed, got work in the morn.

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I used to date a stripper
I know, I know other dudes stared at my girl's snatch all night, I know
She worked out all the fucking time, pull ups, squats, leg lifts, planks, etc.
dating her made me work out even when I didnt want to

I could save her

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>wagecuck

Asukanon!
You posted the image I showed you!

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>How often is this show on anyway?
Fridays and Saturdays, 9pm-midnight Eastern time.

There's still another break coming up so it's not even 15 minutes

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Friday and Satruday nights.
Nine to Midnight Eastern time.

>Breeding niggers
Congrats. You made a smarter barbarian that can destroy things more effectively.

finally something is happening

Night fren!

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Dang, have a good night then user!

I won't be around for OPL threads tonight, so someone else will have to bake them.

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Thanks frens, can't wait to see you guys on saturday too

based imo

She'd just snatch your kids and leave user.
You wouldn't even know because you turned Amber Alerts off.

me too. Not much sleep tonight. Not much sleep last night, either. Gonna be a grumpy boy tomorrow.

Ghost nigger

Yessssss! I have been collecting all kinds of niche ones too kek

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I'll be there, fren.

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ghost ninja

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GHOST NIGGAS
WHITE NIGGAS
HIGH NIGGAS

>juked em

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ALERT: 100

I had a friend who his dad got paralyzed from the neck down racing motorcycles
In the last 15 minutes least 2 or maybe even 3 breaks

>tfw I wouldn't make it past her ass cheeks

this one is cute, in the french maid outfit. i want her to serve my cock

>CASA

I dont have kids.

where can I buy this shit.

Mexican dude almost got caught up in some shit, ends up back in the casa.

I'm self employed, only my long time customers get me to work Saturdays.

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>CASA
kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

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Call 373 4253, and talk to a nigga today.

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>using the light on the gun
Ballsy.

not that based
the funniest thing I ever heard about it was:
one night I was picked her up from work and some dude told me "I made your car payment this month with the amount of cash I gave her tonight"
I said thanks and put her in the car and drove away

Is this shit actually live? dosnt look like it.

what weapon?

Have another lewdsuka!

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It's on a delay.

>non english speaking mexicans in south carolina
the fuck? i thought they at least spoke english if they made it that far

nikka.com/eng/brands/fromthebarrel/

Two places I know of
>Deep in barrios unknown at the bodega
>Ballas turf

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That is not even lewd

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thanks asukanon, she's a qt

Some segments are recorded earlier, they usually preface each of those with "This happened earlier in X county"
The "live" stuff like what's on now is actually 15-20 minutes delayed for safety and privacy.
So you can make up your own mind.

Couple minute delay to blur faces. About as live as you can be in a post Janet nipple world.

Charlie's Devils

WHERE IS MY FUCKEN NIGGHAH O'MAHONY FROM POMONA POLICE DEPARTMENT

>the fuck? i thought they at least spoke english if they made it that far
Oh lad, it's much worse than you think.

10-15 minute delay so they know what they're changing too, and can block out addresses and shit also keep from showing some nigger getting shot.

"Nice work boss, maybe next time you'll break a sweat"

>I got two warrants

All proud. lol

Kino

i can save the one in white

These bitches are so proud that they've got warrants
Something is seriously fucking wrong with this country

this dumb fat nigger bragging about having 2 warrants

The one in the white shirt is so fucking cute

what the fuck just throw them in the van and start domming them already

death to zogbots

she cute

We're back with the mamacita

BASED

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Mexicans are more likely to speak English right on the border than further inland.