>be me
>5'6
>neotenic face
>barely any facial hair
>still get asked for ID and often assumed to be 17 years old
>Tfw I'm pushing 30
So are there actually contaminants in everything fucking with biological development? It's just not natural. Microplastics? Chemicals in the water turning zoomers into fags?
Be me
Adrian Jones
Jayden Walker
I'm 41, 6'2" and have a full beard and I still sometimes get asked for ID. I'd take it as a compliment.
Jayden Cook
Look up "endocrine disruptor" and how the USA has deregulated them while Europe bans them, hence why they're healthier.
Justin Cooper
>5'6"
dropped
Jack Smith
>be you
>wastoid pile of garbage
>can't do anything about it
>Go complain on Any Forums
Is Any Forums just full or something?
Joshua Reyes
I'm 47 and 6' even and I'm fucking a 16 yr old. To hell with everything else.
Nolan White
wish this was me except the 5'6 part, I've been balding since 21 and I'm 30 now
John Reyes
I guess it's hard to argue with that, sir.
John Baker
What's your digit ratio look like Op? I'm In a similar situation and I think it's due to hormone fuckery in the womb.
Jayden Moore
Extremely poor testosterone levels. Shame, but that's your lot in life.
Christopher Sanchez
Zachary Evans
Literally fucking child hands bro.
I'm not White, and so I'm not expected to be tall.
Jose Allen
It's computerized now and there's some kind of complex bar code on the back of your ID they scan. I just flip my ID around and the clerk scans it.
Brody Campbell
Looks like you've got the curse too then. Pretty sad. At least you aren't White though. Being a White manlet is suffering.
Kayden Carter
you'll just have to wait until your 30s
and hope the vax sterilization thing is real so you can become chief of your own harem
also you didn't take it did you
James Robinson
I'm going to put you in a dress and chastity cage
William Rodriguez
Post pics. Single or willing to cheat?
Nathan Murphy
If someone looks under 40 then you have to ID them but I never carded obvious adults because that was just a waste of time
t. used to be a clerk
Levi White
so... what is your ancestry, I dont wanna be racist but.. I think you migt have that round faced hairless Irish potato eater genes.
Andrew Clark
>>be me
'6
>>neotenic face
>>barely any facial hair
>>still get asked for ID and often assumed to be 17 years old
>>Tfw I'm pushing 30
Why arent you a femboy
Carter Jackson
because he is not a faggot
Dylan Anderson
You best take hrt now, you got gyped in the womb
Parker Ortiz
Because I recognize the sickness in post-modern society and I refuse to let it consume me. Find God, homo.
Logan Ross
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Nolan Long
I might unironically resort to that if I notice any balding. Literally nothing is worse than the fate of a low-T manlet baldcel.
Jaxson White
Nah you dont have to use finasteride
Daniel Butler
Start lifting heavy, squats, dead lift, snatch and clean / shoulder press