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jannies, giant maneatimg sharks are political. holy fuck scientists found a fucking megalodon entire world needs to band together to defeat this fucking thing

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Your mom OP, where is she?

>instagram post

Would be fucking awesome if they actually found some live ones

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aaaaand it's an orca.

That's how much in meters, the only measure that matters?
That's a legitimate XXI century's news source.

It's literally just a bunch of small fish schooling and showing up on sonar as a single mass in the very rough shape of shark.

"The shape appeared for several minutes, but soon transitioned into something else.

The culprit?

A school of Atlantic mackerel. The fish "hung around the boat for about 15 minutes," the researchers wrote in a Facebook post Sunday."

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/09/07/shark-researchers-extinct-megalodon-sonar-image/8009691001/

YOU NIGGERS ARENT UNDERSTANDING THE SIZE OF THE SITUATION

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>what is a whale shark
choke yourself to death on cocks op

Why don't you post this quote from the article, jew?
"Unfortunately, the scientists’ excitement quickly faded after the mythical monster turned out to be a school of fish — in other words, it was a red herring."

>posting fake news about a big shark
nigga even the institute that posted that image said in the same statement that it was a school of smaller fish that looked like that for a moment until it broke up.

what studies?
either they found fossile remains over 50 feet or not

50 Foot = 15.24 Meter
could be several large shark species, whale shark, some of the older 7gill types, basking sharks get pretty big, megamouths are rare as fuck so dont know how big they can get, think sleepers is another that gets a fair size, any of those deep ocean ones are up for grabs, as they are usually slower moving and feed on decomposing and slowly descending whale carcasses rather than hunting (speculation), where as the meg was guessed to be more of a hunting burst type predator, with prey animals around to justify its size.

They can only find teeth and jaws and extrapolate from that. The rest of the shark is made of cartilidge and doesn't fossilize.

Turns out it's probably a fucking U-boat.

the finally found the legendary gacha player

>50 foot
I don't know these measurements, but it's about the size of 1 average American?

its just me guys no need to worry there are no kiju larva swimming around in the ocean

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"It's just bluefish, Chief Brody!"

How do we get a Megalodon on land and able to operate in typically hostile conditions so it can feast in places like Israel?

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fuckin right Swedecuck. 50 ft tall when I get into the bourbon

at first i was like but then i was all like

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>entire world needs to band together to defeat this fucking thing

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Fake and gay and op is a faggot