Is Pizza the ultimate weapon for world domination?

I'm sitting here on the toilet, painfully excreting the remains of a jalapeño pizza I had eaten yesterday, when it suddenly dawned on me: I've been paying actual money for the privilege of dying young.
And I'm not alone, either. It's estimated that globally pizza is a $200,000,000,000 industry. Billions of us consume this inflammatory food that is high in refined grains, seed oils, and excess fat. It makes us dumb and doughy, and less efficient when it comes to defending our land from communist invaders.
Now, they say the Italians deployed this delicious weapon on much of the world, but I think that's just a cover story. There just has to - HAS TO - be a Jewish connection. Am I Right?

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>There just has to - HAS TO - be a Jewish connection
the first pizza was foreskins on blood sauce on matzahs.

Have you heard about Wayne Lambright?

>It's estimated that globally pizza is a $200,000,000,000 industry.
no, pizza is a multi trillion dollar enterprise when you include the organs

goyslop goyslop goyslop
millhouse
yum yum pizza in my belly make me fat make me happy

You have a weak gut

Can I get a quick rundown?

>britbong can't handle jalapenises
>it can't possibly be my shit digestive system being unable to consume exotic foods with chemicals designed to prevent consumption
>blames italians instead
>wants to kill $200B industry rather than admit his own faults

>jalapeno
>blames pizza
Kek

Mexicans and Italians work together to kill people's stomachs. Look at the Yum Brands chain restaurants for a reference.

I make pizza for a living. Your days are limited, user. I am the reaper.

Imagine being unable to handle spicy foods. My whole family hates them, and I love them. You all are just pussies.

you will eat the pizza

>it's yet another thread in which the bri'ish cannot into food

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same here, but you can tell because of my insipid memeflag

Pic related. This is considered fine dining in britbongistan and you pay 100 pounds for a tiny plate of it. It's cream and some fruit slopped on a plate. Britbongistani chefs go to school for 4 years to master this complex dish.

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Pumpkin pie is better

>peasant food that even shitalians don't care about
>(((WWII))) finishes up and (((New Yorkers))) popularize the idea of pizza
>it goes global
you might be onto something, nigel

>I've been paying actual money for the privilege of dying young

and my dad pays money for cable tv even though 40% of it is commercials.

It is.

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It’s not supposed to be eaten every day.
Maybe eat less pizza and consume more schizophrenia medication

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Threads all over the board
Go check them out

Look at the way the strawberries are cut. Rather than core the stem out they chopped off the top 1/3 of the berry and threw it away lmao. Soccer moms make better fruit salad than this.

Pizza is great. Fat is fine and seed oils are only in the overpriced goyslop pizza. Make it yourself. It costs slightly more than the cheese if you do and even a retard can do it (I should know).

imagine having such weak guts you can't eat absolutely anything you want with no repercussions. I'm in my early 30s and still eat pizza probably 3 times a week. I shit like a rock star every morning. gotta up that water intake playa and maybe take a probiotic acidophilus pill here and there

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>you pay 100 pounds for a tiny plate of i
If you're some sort of yank tourist retard
You can get it from the supermarket
Fucking moron

Its another
>Spics think spic food is spicy
episode
Bongland has paki and indian food on every corner

Why tf is everyone focusing on the jalapeño part when the emphasis is on the damn REFINED CARBOHYDRARE dough and PROCESSED CHEESE ruining our health. I'm trying to drop actual knowledge here ABOUT WEAPONIZED SLOP and you're all focusing on the damn introduction.
Jesus, everyone has had their attention spans warped by tiktok.

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>Soccer moms make better fruit salad than this.
Probably was made by one of yours
>fruit salad
Dumb cunt doesn't even know what he's looking at

mfw far-leftism leads to Alzheimer's and Dementia.

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fat was never the problem, unless you mean the type of fat they put is usually trash (because it's cheap).

Because they're American
Corn syrup has already destroyed their brains

>refined carbohydrates
What the fuck are they doing to your flour in bongland? We just grind it up here and filter out the hulls.

most ingredients are fine, with the exception of bread which is biologically just a sugar, and because the type of fat they use is usually trash to save money.

Put more vegetables on your pizza
There you go
I solved your problem

all bread is biologically a sugar, look it up.

Damn wow they can handle poo food but not cheese? Guess britbongistaniwannis aren't huwhite.
Eton mess is the highest tier dessert available in Britbonistaniwannierino queezeene. It doesn't get any better because you can't fuck up cream and fruit. You have it after your toast sandwich.

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most italians are jews at this point
take
fabrizio massimo brancaccio and his famiglia

I stay away from cheese. The only dairy I have is weigh protein or super filtered Fairlife milk that filters out a lot of the sugar in regular milk

>pizza thread
>not a single italian flag has posted
Sad

Jalapenos are actually salubrious for your GI tract. It must have been the haggas, Nigel.

>REFINED CARBOHYDRARE dough and PROCESSED CHEESE ruining our health
Because Europeans have eaten this for 3000 years minimum with no problems.
Carbohydrates are sugars.
Yeah. That's why the scandis are so tall. They put veggies on their cheese and salmon. Of course.

If you need to put fat in your bread, it's shit bread.
I don't believe it. I live in the land of adding sugar to bread for no reason and it noticeably feels better if you make it yourself without sugar.

>why doesn't my diet of cheese, bread and pickled peppers not nourish and give me bad shits
Because you're a retard that's why

No it's not
You're a moron
We exported Gordon fucking Ramsay to your country your food was so shit
Gordon fucking Ramsay
Imagine how bad American food is that Gordon fucking Ramsay is actually improving it
Has you seen how much salt that guy's puts on things?

jalapenos are not even hot, pussy

>le toast sandwich
Fuck off back to le Reddit newfag
Fucking nonce

>feels better if you make it yourself without sugar.
Or you could... You know.... spend the extra $1 for non-shelf stable, fresh baked bread

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There there Nigel, it'll be ok. Fruit salad isn't that bad.

Gordon Ramsay is nothing short of a miracle in the land of Chip Butties and spotted dicks. Know what he serves in his restaurants?
>hint: it's not british food

>>Italians deployed this delicious weapon on much of the world, but I think that's just a cover story. There just has to - HAS TO - be a Jewish connection. Am I Right?

No, retard.
Pizza in Italy is not made with rubber instead of mozzarella or fuckign canola oil instead of olive oil. Even the salt is different.

What you ate is an American / British jewed mutt pizza, architected by people who don’t give a damn about you.