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there can be only one Liz

bet Boris is pissed, could have dragged out being PM a bit longer

Is this happening

...and two days after meeting the Queen, the Queen is on her deathbed. I'm thinking Truss has done the Queen in.

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Skynews

youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

The "hope Josh dies this year" poster accidentally manifested Liz dying instead

She done well, not looking forward to the new one

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The queen will have died from Covid 2, screencap this.

wtf@italy
>you are now leader of the country. wait... nah change of plan, fuck off

Italian politics is such a shitshow. They should just go back to feudalism.

You can just tell she was a complete slag and a snob.

We don't know but there may be a statement ;^)

The only thing Josh has BTFO is his router's power button.

Rabbit! Reveal thyself, I have need of your knowledge. What is happening in picrel? I keep seeing it everywhere

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This is Operation Unicorn since she is in Scotland

Wtf. Noo. She was the chosen one

My WiFi has been down all day

You ever met a trustworthy Italian? Nah, didn't think so

>6PM
What's gonna happen lads?

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Huw is going to ham up the death announcement

She tried lads, she tried

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never met any
ah well

>6:01
>nothing
NOTHING BURGER

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>Witchell thinks Prince Phillip died 20 months ago
well done, Nick

god the BBC are really getting a bit morbid

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well its a wrap up.

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They ran out of things to say 3 hours ago

DEAD ON SIX: ZURICH 0 - 1 ARSENAL

digits

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The bell will ring 6 times
youtube.com/watch?v=_LiAaDN2bsA

why are you stealing joshua's jokes?

Oooh chimpanzee that. Maybe they can cut her up so the crowds coming to view her body get to see her quicker. 5 different lines, an' that.

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>6pm
>still no announcement

my qween

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I posted itt but NIT, I want to return your things

Edinburgh Evening News says
>Operation London Bridge is the primary plan for the Queen’s death, which would run in parallel with Operation Unicorn should the Monarch die in Scotland.

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>Blue label
>Black
What did they mean by this?

They were talking about her secretly having cancer hours ago. They can't decide whether to respect her privacy or speculate about what's killing her.

I find your name offensive as I lost my pubes in an unfortunate hot wax incident

>Gregg's has suspended sales of sausage rolls until there is an official announcement from the Palace
It's serious lads

Do I have the right stream? I'm seeing BBC world news breaking. Is that what you bongs are seeing on tv?

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Yeah the Queen is already dead.

This thread is so fast moving no one will notice I'm a cat psychological torture poster

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I have no idea what I'm talking about I just think the name is funny

is this the long con? did she do it? did liz after all these years put her words into action? what did she slip the queen? did they bump elbows? if so what did liz have on her elbow?

>Huw Edwards got his black tie on
Queen is kill
F

It's actually navy blue.

The BBC man is not wearing black, is this a good or bad sign?

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Leftists frantically trying to write a funny republican quip about the queen dying

God save the Queen.

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He's had it on all afternoon, he's pretty keen.

you may as well go full smoothie and shave your legs like josh

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I'm just watching skynews stream on gaytube

Cucked by chad Louis XIV

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>Radio 2
>normal 6pm news bulletin
looks like someone pressed the wrong button earlier for Operation London Bridge kek

Never took any interest in the Queen before but all the leftists I know are saying things like they’re happy she’s gonna die. Was the queen based? I know almost nothing about her so please spoon feed me. I promise to never do it again

God save the queen

only a frenchman would be so mean

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Witchell is a ghoul

okay whats the react image from any link?

LOL poor cat, knows her owner belongs in a mental asylum

I'll have to ask about this at my next anal bleaching

SHES STILL ALIVE

ELIZABETH MARCHES ON

BRINNIE NO LIFES ON SUICIDE WATCH

here's to the wish that charles comes to visit her soon after!

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This is retarded, it is a mix of presidents and prime ministers.

Charles, like his namesakes, will dissolve parliament and build lots more comfy tradtional towns

probably rewild 90% of the country and bring back the mammoth or something as well

why is he making that face? TELL ME

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HAHAHAAAAAAA YOU'RE MANIAC KARL, I don't know what to do, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLAY A RECORD!

Univeristy president of the Lib Dems, immediately joins the conservative party and Shell gas.
Hmm.....

Little brinny no life lmao

Told you retards they wouldn't do it during the football. Footy uber alles.

Fair enough. It is funny. It's called Unicorn because that's the national symbol of Scotland and appears on the queen's coat of arms opposite the English Lion.

Didn't know lizards had a pupa phase.

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the family is going down to Balmoral to make sure she is dead if you catch my drift

I was going to call you all a PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS but I'll refrain from doing so out of respect for HM.

SEVERAL CHILDREN IN THE HOSPITAL SHE WAS STAYING AT HAVE SADLY DIED FROM LACK OF BLOOD CIRCULATING IN THEIR BODIES DUE TO COVID.

there it is

reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/x8ckia/russian_troops_ambushed_while_trying_to_cross_the/

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he always was rather anal

see

you're a good lad

Whos that guy with the blowjob mouth

Needs updating
>merkel's gone
>boris is out
>trump is out

Not available is chinada

fuck you with the warnings jannie cunt this is my (pube) house not yours

Shes not in a hospital shes at balmoral but you wouldnt even know about stately homes you fucking mcmansion yank cunt

I hope he encloses the UK (And Southern Ireland) in a dome and we revert back to medieval times. It'd be very comfy.

HRH?

youtube.com/watch?v=csZTPVCLHyk

found another decent song, its about to absolutely piss it down as well, clouds blacker than bames round my end, dunno bout yous

So, are you already pressing your best suit to attend the survice at your local church/cathedral?

Just polished off an entire tray of sausage rolls

The concept is based and the whole point of having her is that we largely, until the 90s, avoided presidential style politics and kept a relatively small state.

That’s now gone out the window. Leftists hate her and so do schizos. She’s probably the most consistently popular person in the UK and the Commonwealth

Watching her people be brainwashed, raped by shitskins on an industrial scale, arrested for tweets, made unemployed and pumped full of drugs did her in and seeing the absolute joke of a new pm actually killed her

was she vaxxed

her royal hippo

Lol he was a fucking Antichrist that polish cunt nigger

>Was the Queen based
Urm let’s see. Forced Margaret Thatcher to abandon support for Rhodesia, for British people who’d fought for the country, the empire and her family in two world wars taking the side of feral communist niggers. Sat back and watched parliament and neo-trotskyites like tony Blair destroy the House of Lords and her gentry. Gave royal assent to every single destructive bill since 1952 every single one presided over the demographic replacement, and complete social destructive of her kingdom and subjects. And to top it all off she had the nerve to make a nigger communist and tony Blair members of order of the garter. She deserves to fucking rot in hell.

As somebody Irish this is great news

>vote for brexit and conservatives
>suddenly you're poorer, your bills are going up, parasitical companies aren't being taxed, house prices are kept high to appease boomers, and billions are being wasted on giving Ukrainians gibs
>immigration is still skyrocketing to record new levels, except the country is being flooded with currywogs instead of hot eastern european kurwas
>can't even escape the country anymore
Bravo brexiteers!

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Queens dead :(

I'm not a Noahidic Ziomasonic slave, so no.

I just spoke with Queen Elizabeth personally and there will be an announcement at 6:30pm.

there are no rules undercover you do what you have to

>As somebody Irish

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Big cringe

I fucking hate you yanks and canadians who call yourselves "irish" or "scottish" or "english" or "german" because hundreds of years ago your family were

bloody hell you just know lads
>u will never finger liz truss in uni at the back of a club high on coke

Going to miss her lads.... feel her passing will mark the beginning of the end

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Last digit of my post decides how many more years the Queen lives. Doubles and it's the last two digits, trips etc.