Putin is on the phone

Could you turn up the heat please, thanks Putin

id say nothing. id simply hang up and then turn 360 degrees and walk away

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your automotive protection plan

based. Russia gets DDR and west germany gets all the niggers/sandniggers and red/green for 30 years.

win-win

based retard. if you turned 360 degrees you'd just be going in a circle

You do not have the balls to initiate nuclear Armageddon. Lol, lmao even.

"Sup homie?"

>and take the DDR back
Fun fact: If Putin lets DDR go free, EU is fucked and will collapse at the same moment.

newfag. Lurk more

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Nuke Ottawa

Build the Russian -Alaska hwy, shit would be kino af

you dumb asshole

720 degrees then, smartass

hello big chungus
demon clown war world start soon

"OY VEY, YOU HAVE TERRIBLE PAYYSTUC SOIGERY! MY COUSIN CHAIMY WOULD DO A BEDDA JAHHB FOR A MAACH BEDDA PRICE!!!

DEATH TO RUSSIA, FROM ISRAEL!!!

I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

hello, this is the ceo of based
calling to congratulate you

>they took the bait
or did i take the bait just now?

Please secure the existence of Russian twinks

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Wrong, zoomer.

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newfag

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"Hey, you promised Bolsonaro a nuclear submarine, when will you deliver that?"
"By the way, turn BRICS into a military alliance for maximum seethe."

Nuke London please.

Import more whites to get rid of the mongol DNA in Russia.

>prices are falling
>antisocial psychopaths and national minorities die in Ukraine by the thousands
thanks Vova!

Kill them, kill them all, Vlad

Use bigger bombs, there is no reason to preserve anything in Ukraine.

Stop playing around and nuke Ukraine and get it over with