Former BJJ instructor here. Martial Arts are a waste of time and money. I will explain in detail why:
>Number 1: You will not gain muscle nor lose fat. Nobody will know you are a Martial Artist. Girls are going to be sucking Chad at the gym while you are rolling with 200+ pound bald men. You will constantly will have to say you are a MMA fighter so people don't forget.
Numero 2: You will never use it in the streets. You will certainly will get sued, and you will certainly get your ass kicked. In the street, people are rarely alone. I know this concept is hard for you incels to understand, but of you pick a fight with someone at a bar, he probably has 3+ friends with guns. You will get your head stomped or get gun down like a rabid dog.
Number 3: It is a huge waste of money in time. You can spend over 10,000 hours training and a 10 year old girl will destroy you with a gun. All that time could have been directed to more productive pursuits, such as learning a new language, making female friends, starting a business. You will get nothing in return for all those years wasted.
Last and Finally: it causes brain damage. It will lower your IQ, and you will earn less money. You will be lucky if your your walk at age 40. You won't be able able fuck your own wife. Besides MMA culture is made up of uneducated dumb fucks. The most annoying fan base imaginable. Play golf or tennis, join a sport that is social.
Here's a sage and a reminder to fuck off. I read not even 1 word. Your effort is wasted and soon to be forgotten
Ian Garcia
you are a faggot and beta nigger and not a real fighter
Julian Smith
Why are you trying to drag people attempting to improve themselves down to your miserable failed level or existence? Extremely sad, but pretty appropriate for someone on Any Forums i guess
Alexander Stewart
Learn a new language, make actual human friends, read books, all of these are better than wasting your time doing BJJ.
Anthony Torres
You really drove your point home with all the CTEisms littered throughout your post
Wrestling and judo are both way more useful, especially on a street where you can slam someone on concrete. BJJ is for gay soft boys who want to look tough. Muay Thai is also the best striking sport btw.
Most street fights I see the guy gets one tapped on the chin. If you go to the ground you are getting soccer kicked in the face by one of his friends.
Jeremiah Butler
Low-effort trannypost, kys.
Justin Phillips
I lost 25 lbs after starting BJJ. I cross train judo, kickboxing and wrestling. I also carry a gun. I'm almost 40 and beating the shit out of 20 year olds at the gym.
Jackson Thomas
>anything but be healthy, goyim!
I box and wrestle and I gaurentee I have a higher IQ than you, a healthy body is a healthy mind, anyone intelligent knows this
Andrew Hill
Grappling in the street is a bad idea unless you know the person doesnt have back up
You will get stomped out if you take someone down/slam them
Oliver Morales
Best thing to do in a street fight? run like hell.
Juan Bell
No, boxing is one of the most useful street effectiveness skills. Lots of fights are won/lost on first exchange. They a look at most street fight vids and you'll see how most first punches are thrown and oft wildly for walk-off KO. If you're comfortable with hands you can parry or throw a skillful first strike and immediately have upper hand.
Charles Sanchez
BJJ gyms are basically cults where everyone sucks off the higher belts. Or at least my gym was. And the higher belts act like they're the shit because they know more low percentage shit that they can pretend works BJJ has the most retarded culture surrounding it. You'll learn fake garbage that'll maybe work in competition and increase your chance of heart failure at the same time Get a gun or a knife for self defense.
Jordan White
Bud, I agree MMA can probably be some bullshit, mostly because it is so ubiquitous that finding a good fellowship with direct lines to a solid tradition are slim odds. I studied Okinawan Jujutsu before California had a single BJJ dojo and I can tell you it gave me peace, a sense of brotherhood, an outlet for exercise and meditation, it boosted my confidence, made me slower to anger and the few times I needed it in a fight, it served me victories, against one man as well as groups (waza forms teach group fighting applications.)
Also: rolling is fun. If you're plexed up about the boner it gives you, that sounds like a "you" problem, not a martial arts problem. Finally, your presumptions about the motivations for joining a gym or dojo are childish. "muh chadness, muh badassness." How about just having something you enjoy doing a couple of nights a week? Is it so important you never have any fun?
Austin Reyes
>Wrestling and judo are both way more useful Judo is not useful. Every Judoka claims they can throw someone by gripping their t-shirt. Fucking bullshit. Judo guys get murdered in no-gi grappling.
Tyler Martin
BJJ is the incel martial art. It appeals to the fantasy that they are going to out IQ their opponent.
Brody Kelly
>BJJ gyms are basically cults where everyone sucks off the higher belts. Or at least my gym was. Every martial art has this issue. Find a better gym. >increase your chance of heart failure Ok tubby. >get a knife If you don’t know how to grapple you will lose in a knife fight. Period. That being said gun is the king of self defense so if you don’t carry you’re dumb.
The just stand up meme beats almost all the wannabe galaxy brain shit bjj guys do I remember my coach doing some shit lock on me and getting mad when I said I felt nothing from it and I'd be punching his face if we were actually fighting It basically took the place of kung-fu as the magical martial art which solves everything Bjj guys sniff too much ass to think that they won't get kneed, or eye gouged, or stabbed the moment they try a guillotine or triangle Shout-out to my coach who bragged about pulling guard in a street fight. Absolute retard move
Brandon Baker
Never ever ever go to the ground, this is how you get head stomped and killed by one of the guy's friends.
