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>Wills, Charles, Harry & Meg rush to Balmoral to be with Queen after Palace reveals doctors are concerned for her health
thesun.co.uk/news/19745704/prince-charles-william-queen-side-health-concerns/

>Energy bills will be frozen at £2,500 for TWO YEARS: Liz Truss unveils 'extraordinary' £150bn plan to counter Putin and subsidise household costs while businesses get 'equivalent' support for six months - as she backs fracking and using North Sea reserves
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11193045/Energy-bills-frozen-2-500-TWO-YEARS-says-Truss.html

>New culture secretary gets tough on BBC and demands licence fee is 'scrapped altogether'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1666319/bbc-licence-fee-scrapped-michelle-donelan-new-culture-secretary

>NHS waiting list for routine hospital treatment hits new record high of 6.8 million
independent.co.uk/news/health/nhs-waiting-list-hospital-england-b2162502.html

>Sausage roll found to be ‘gateway’ food to obesity
metro.co.uk/2022/09/08/sausage-roll-found-to-be-gateway-food-to-obesity-17317062/

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Wish all these mongs would fucking shut up

soon

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the throne is mine
im coming for it
tick tock

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What were her last words?

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Long weekend!

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whats up ed? something stealing josh and your attention time?

>She really was a monarch for our nation
lmao what the fuck gb news she isn't dead yet

Can you be David Goggins instead?

you say these...things

TASK UNIT BRUISER IS COMING FOR YOU CHUCK

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Crying my flipping eyes out
youtube.com/watch?v=16Awq4LCGsc

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Anyone else enjoying this? Not because of enjoying someone dying (as much of a globohomo cunt she is) but seeing all the tory soiboys pissing their pants and freaking out is just hilarious lmao.

>394384224
>waaaa waaaa give me attention
Loser namefag

This place is just fucked.

Is the Queen dying the worst case scenario for the UK at the moment?

>Huge living crises
>Inflation
>Wrecked economy
>Queen dies
>Public funds used for funeral and other expenses
>Even less money to go around in coming "catastrophic winter"

This place is ffucked, it's fffucked you cunts are ffff-ghmm. Y'know all the shit you fuckin accused me of *crunch* right *chewing*, detracting from fuckin conversation *chewing* fuckin, I dunno fuckin, derailing threads an tha shite, fuckoff. It's not fuckin true is it *crunch* [inaudible].

*agitated chewing* I went though some fuckin shitty times, *sniffs and chews*, I used this place as a crutch esnzup-VOO YOU FUCKIN NONCES THEN *sniffs*.
You could have a laugh with somebody or you could have a fuckin genuine arguement with somebody an you'll have some FUCKIN PRICK *angry exhale and inhale* try to take it somehwere like that, *sighs and crunches*.

Aye you fuckin whinge at me, that I don't fuckin have conversation here every single fuckin time *large sniff*. I've tried to have a conversation about fuckin *clink of plate* actual shit, fuckin constitutional-law shit *sniffs and grunts* or some someones askin a question about the military, or *Eddie thinking* or even just a general conversation fuckin religion, or fuckin that reatard who's fuckin larp about fuckin owning guns, he couldn't even get his own fuckin paperwork right until I fuckin corrected him "Ay he's a fuckin expert on this this right?!" Despite already admitting fuckin lying about it! But y'know what?!.. You're sitting there having a conversation with FUCKIN somebody *music playing in background* oh your fuckin, your legal examples wrong it doesn't err it doesn't, doesn't fuckin err, it's not even fuckin relevant to what you're tryna say *sniffs*. Oh well fuckin look af-YOUR-FUCKIN-KID FUCKOFF YOU FUCkOIDER..[sic] YOU'VE FUCKALL, YOU'RE ABSOLUTE FUCKALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS, YOU'VE NO FUCKING IDEA I HOW MUCH I DO! *exasperated breathing*.

Check meghans bag for the good silver

>"he will be at his mother's side"
It's for real lads she's dying today.

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I want to be a united states citizen away from this vile, disgusting, crap-hole of a country TODAY. shut them down take the building off them.

Williams plane land in 20 minutes, if it has happened they will announce it post markets close.

You have no fucking idea how close I am to her *sniffs and lip-smack* how much I fuckin see her ohlyohly-every fuckin day "Eddie ya fuckin prick", "FUCKOFF-UH FUCKIN NONCE", you FUCKIN retards can't FUCKIN differentiate; like the amount of times I see fuckin idiot *heavy breathing*.
You'll pull up the fuckin archives with some stupid fuckin things i've never spoke about in my fuckin life, oh somebody was sayin oh I like this fuckin Tory MP or some shit *sniffs*; "fuckoff Eddie", "err fuck of ya nonce", "err I bet your kid's gettin fuckin raped by a bla.." *burst of anger*.
The FUCK, not even f-ah, not even-ruh *sighs* because you retards, fuckin autism, fuckin, transfers well beyond fuckin face blindness doesn't it ya little PRICKS *sighs*.

Nah i'm fuckin done, this is my fuckin just post, fuckin DONE me you cunts. Cunts I thought were better than this aswell *music plays in background*.
That fuckin cunt Rabbit *sniffs* justhinkaweebitmoora [sic], but nah soon as err he's a little fuckin *deep sniff, sigh, and pause* polularity whore isn't he, he used to be alright when the fuckin majority of the board was alright, or the general. As soon as all you fffuckin retards and you FUCKIN nonces took over, aye he's gonna fuckin play the fuckin tune isn't he, he's gonna play the tune, an aye.

I cannae afford a fuckin bus right now but i'll be, *thigh slapping* we'll save that one, we'll fuckin save that one. But one day, one fffuckin day; nah, FUCK YOU CUNTS, FUCKIN. NONCE. CUNTS. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE, every single FUCKIN last one of ya....*dies*.

O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
JOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT

For the first time in a long while, a nigress is about to be the KVEEN they always claim to be.
You didn't need to copy USA with their nigger king you know, this is not funny.

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London bridge plans

>Blue obituary lights will start flashing in commercial radio stations, and DJs will switch to the news in the next few minutes

wut

Williams plane crashes in 19 minutes, observe these

>Black BBC banner
Isn't that part of what happens when she dies? she already dead?

meet me at the boatyard then

>Queen's extended family also reportedly on their way to Balmoral

there are 2 portuguese tv commenters that clearly already know. they have talked about her in the past already. lot of media must know already

>I cannae afford a fuckin bus right now
Makes me piss myself every time

How the fuck is there no sticky for this?

I hope she's in terrible pain right now.

>voca.ro/1693sQLViYPi
lmfao

Her sister was a stunner

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sauce

"I wish I'd been vaccinated"

Danny Dyer fighting with the police at the gates to let him in because that bbc program managed to tie his family into the royals

Charles will celebrate with a brace of 4 year olds

>I hope she's in terrible pain right now.

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Come to my gay dinner party.

Miss Cromwell tbqh

Shes with Phil soon

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See 100% confirmed

BBC BANNER IS BLACK

mods make a sticky so forrins fuck off

Didn’t she do nudes?

>Speculation the Queen has had a stroke
Speculation the Queen has had a stroke
>Speculation the Queen has had a stroke
Speculation the Queen has had a stroke
>Speculation the Queen has had a stroke

NIGGER

Yeah princess Margaret was a real beauty shame she was bat shit but women that beautiful often are.

I will remember this slight.

God save me.

Nonce

indy100.com/news/what-happens-when-the-queen-dies

Fake

Ooooft you are a edgey boy ain’t you

I've been crying with laughter for 30 mins

GSTK

I havent had a job for the entirety of queen Elizabeths reign kek

Not confirmed yet. The way they are talking on the news though suggests she's either dead or will die within a few hours.

Based.

Why did 1940s women look so much better?

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Kek'd
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/355580892/#355589611

Im working on a drawing where the queen is being strangled by Cromwells ghost.

Of my dick

She's not going to die, lads.
She's immortal.

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How do I apply to be the next Queen?

Charles wants to be called King George VII, but I don't think the WEF will allow it.

>Newsreaders will wear black suits and ties (which they keep at the ready at all times)
ITS HAPPENING

Yes we need more dead micks

Especially now he lives there and has done fuck all lmao

Modern food, chemtrails, less black squrriels, less pakis.

IIIIIIIIII
LOVE THE SMELL OF THE POOR
IIIIIIII
LOVE THE SMELL OF FRANK MUIIRRR

nice

Im f5ing Indeed like mad

This.

I'm calling it now. Charles will be King, a new English civil war will erupt and Eddie will be the new Cromwell.

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>>Public funds used for funeral and other expenses
What will be spent on it is so little compared o all the other bullshit that the bigger issue is all the people trying to make powerplays afterwards.
What's even a few billion when in the last 2 years and next 2 years we'll have pissed away a trillion.

Operation London Bridge mate. Everyone's got a black tie.

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The Jacobites will reclaim the throne after the death of Elizabeth

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luved her in the platty joobs holly bobs

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Peace sells. But who's buying.

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anyone who thinks shes still alive is a dribbling mong. she's been dead ages. was clearly dead during the time of the jubilee.

her death is an exit valve for public rage at an unelected pm triggering even more inflation and giving away weapons we can't spare to the losing, morally bankrupt side of the war in ukraine

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Yeah all the Sky News people have them on now.

You backing Eddie or Charlie boy?

Why are you taking the side of a literal demon?

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>mummy, please pass the crown. I've been a good boy, mummy.

Ive always thought i was Cromwell esque.

Looks like Barbra Streisand.

Its unicorn if she dies in scroteland

Send an email to the Graham Norton Show.

Yeah there's a big black nigger cock that will fuck Lizzy to death

Meghan will pick the nigger from her friend circle and import the nigger ofc

Then Charles will coom from watching

And all Britain will clap

All kneel for the new kang

give her an ahegao face

to her firstborn son:
"sneed it... don't chuck it..."

Howling

Jewess? Would explain why she's apparently okay with letting Britain go to the dogs.

At Buckingham Palace some tourists are in tears at the news about the Queen's health.

Sue and Andy Alderman from Somerset were visiting London and decided to head to Buckingham Palace when they heard the announcement that the Queen was unwell.

They said they were stunned by the news but that they thought the Queen had been looking frail since the death of the Duke of Edinburgh. They hoped there would be better news about her health.
As would be expected, journalists, photographers and camera crews from across the world are now reporting from outside Buckingham Palace, where just months ago the Queen appeared waving from its balcony during her Platinum Jubilee celebrations.

JUST

The way the BBC are covering this, she's either already dead or has less than 24 hours left.

I fooken hope so lad.

I'm yet to pick my side
You're better looking x

With so much falling apart around us, it will likely form a useful distraction.

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Reminder that this the RIGHTFUL monarch of England and Scotland. Elisabeth is nothing but a vile, protestant pretender. As a member of the wider Stuart family, we shall return!

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Mutts law

As I said, they will wait for the markets to close then do it.

There's something about that schnoz.

True. And she's dead. Oh well. Fuck the cunt. Every progressive bit of legislation that came through was signed off by her.

Isn't that the bloke from Seinfeld?

I look a bit like cromwell tbqhwy

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This is gonna be a repeat of the 2011 scenes in Pyongyang when Kim Jong il died.

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Get fucked.

Family members will be arriving in Aberdeen shortly

It is thought seven members of the Royal Family will be landing at Abderdeen Airport within minutes, the BBC reports.

It is not known who is on board but the plane travelled from RAF Northolt in London.

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Invest in Sneed Inc

Haha look at these retards
They missed the airport

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More like best
Hopefully we get a power vacuum
Most of the populace doesn't really want royals, it's just the queen was well-liked
With pedo scandals, covid, energy and climate etc. dissatisfaction with the establishment is at an all-time high
We're in the inbetween period between the end of the last great phase (1707-~1950s, the golden age of the Empire) and the beginning of the next phase (?)
Very, very exciting

We're only interviewing BAME for the position.

hahaha epic meme, here's your updoot sir

She is currently a veg after a stroke. On life support but she wont be waking up. Just waiting for family to arrive to say their goodbyes and then they'll turn her off

Wont be announced till 6 o'clock news btw

So what’s next, Charles?

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At least 10 days until the funeral. How many private jets with WEF wankers will descend on our green and pleasant land?

I doubt the queen dying will have any effect on the markets whatsoever, the monarch has no political power they’re just a ceremonial figure head. If anything it’d be more likely to influence Australian and Canadian politics as they look to become republics.

>finally becomes king
>dies

I WAS 27 YEARS OLD CLEANING RAT AND COCKROACH INFESTATIONS IN TACO BELLS UNTIL ONE DAY I SAID "NO MORE!"
I LOOKED MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAID, "DAVID, YOURE A FUCKING KANG!"
FROM THAT MOMENT ON IT WAS ALL ABOUT FUCKING SELF-DISCIPLINE
I DROPPED 150 FUCKING POUNDS AND I GOT MY ASS TO SAN DIEGO
WHY?
TO TEST MYSELF AND SEE IF I WAS KANG MATERIAL
IT'S ONE THING TO HAVE DREAMS AND IT'S ANOTHER THING TO TAKE ACTION AND GO THROUGH TRIALS
I GOT THROUGH FUCKING BUD/S
DEPLOYED IN THE TEAMS UNDER JOCKO
I SAID JOCKO, IM DESTINED TO BE THE KANG OF ENGLAND
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
"GOOD. I GOT THREE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS WAITING FOR YOU. GET AFTER IT."

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>No black ties on hand
>Navy blue only.

rest in peace lizzy

Everyone loved the platty jibes, there was a real appreciation of rQueeny then she goes and dies on us.

There is a pub in my village called the Queens Head. Late tonight I will replace all the H's in the names with D's

This is getting stupid now. The Queen is literally about to die and there's no mega thread. Is Any Forums dead?

not as bad as the eternity of hell though.

Only if he shakes Lizz2s hand

its irrelevant for "the markets" (whichever market you happen to be referring to)

Based

LONG LIVE KING CHARLES

Can't wait for another street party

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fruit and veg markets

>The Queen is literally about to di
Official death will be announced at 1800, probably listed as long COVID.

Going into the landing pattern?

Wouldn't be surprised.

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I can see him screaming at Charles and Andrew, "Nice one Bruvvah!" as he's dragged away by his feet.

Massive aerial activity over Buckingham lads, can't wait to see their jet being escorted by a fleet of eurofighters

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Fuck off mutant

This tbqh. If it was a 30 y/o monarch dying it might cause a bit of a shock but this is priced in already

And a right party girl. Know an old boy in Marlborough with some stories.

>fuck that jug eared twat and his horse faced wife. Im giving the crown to william

Based AF do it lad.

The "special report" ends at 6pm, then the regular news will broadcast, so you might be right.

>anthem will now be God Save The King
>Money will say Rex from now on
Lads, is the patriarchy coming back?

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Do you think they HAARP'd the weather to get this rain and make her death seem more emotionally profound?

This, 5-10 years maximum

Shes succumbed to a broken heart. Its a well known fact that a lot of elderly people die very soon after losing their spouse.

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Safe and effective

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A 93 year old woman on her deathbed isn’t news, when she croaks it’ll be newsworthy

And they will all be attending the same event at the same place at the same time?

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If that isn’t a reason to retake Hong Kong I don’t know what is.

Wouldn't surprise me. Thunderstorms have been projected all day today

Digits and Charles III goes the way of Charles I

We will never experience another platty jubes

ffs sussex you're being very depressing

our money will, our anthem will

dunno about yours

you are conquered

Please can Charles just abdicate already?

Good point. Wouldn't surprise me.
They're now mentioning the weather is making transport hazardous - as if they're trying to delay the announcement.

you're not eddie

american go home

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Not me, id be busting out the champagne

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Boo hoo. She fucked the country.

I'm sorry mate

Cant wait for this plane to slide off the wet tarmac and flip over. Killing 7 more of the parasites

Yeah m8. Just doing an impression of him josh

she is dead. every media is wearing black

Where's the IRA with their SAM missiles?

Dude is probably paranoid of sitting on walls.

>flip over to parliament to see if they're still sitting
>this is what they're debating

uh, bros?

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you drinking yet?

How many times will Charles mention "the climate emergency" in his first speech as king?

will post photos tomorrow

I am pal