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Elon musk is ba-ACK...
Seriously aren't government gibs the only reason why they subsidised his entire company? Now i understand why, lol. It was always about control.

elon musk usurped tesla. he kicked the CEO out of the company.

>’hey you should try to avoid charging while the electric grid goes insane’
‘WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I THIUGHT I INSTALLED A POP UO BLOCKER LIKE THE COMPUTER!’
Boomers are the worst

Reminder that this is the future Elon Musk wants:
>forced to buy an electric vehicle
>get a phone call
>find out your mother is in the hospital
>wait 5 hours to charge car just so it can go 100 miles
>wait 10 hours just for it to go 200 miles
>finish charging
>has to update, it will take 45 mins depending on connection
>update failed, restarting update and car wont even start
>finally done, unplug EV and get ready to drive
>voice comes on "there is a special covid alert today, you can only drive to your local store and back"
>if you drive longer or over so many miles then your EV will shut off and a tow truck will be called at your own expense
>press the agree button or the EV wont start
>start to pull out of driveway
>EV stops before you even hit the street
>EV voice asks if you would like to turn on auto pilot to the store
>you push yes
>voice asks you sit sit and watch these new ads until the autopilot is finished loading and updating the route
>finally are able to drive a bit but autopilot wants you to still hold the wheel
>get to the store and get a phone call, mother is dying from the vax... i mean climate change
>try to drive to hospital but car notices you are not following the assigned route home
>EV shuts down
>tow truck called
>you are on the EV's phone watching your mother die
>your mother is about to tell you her dying last words when an ad interrupts the call
>it's a 'get a booster' ad by pfizer

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Underrated. Fuck Commies.

Power grid is going to go down on the regular
>Everybody has to buy an electric car
What could go wrong

Boomers who can't be bothered to install a private charger in their house.
Wow, so hard to go over and plug in at 10pm. These are the same people who complained about the 25 cents penalty because they didn't know how to rewind a VHS cassette before returning it.

tesla is essentially a govt subsidy scam that is guaranteed to be propped up. the real product is the stock which is used to fund the real stuff like spacex.

I think that is actually helpful as a warning to a customer that they're going to get financially raped charging at these hours so plan accordingly. It probably makes lefty niggers seethe that this wasn't a mandatory government lockout message and is instead capitalist customer service.