Getting a gf is hard

You need to be able

1. To bench 200 pounds minimum
2. Have 6 inch dick
3. Make 100k a year
4. be 6ft tall
5. have a car worth 100k
6. Have a house worth 1 million dollars
7. Be white or chad indian

i cant compete. fugg

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Wtf are you talking about?

You just gotta be you. Just act normal and talk to her like a normal human being

>t. 6 inch 6 foot 6 figures 6 pack guy

This is not true, I have a 1 inch dick and have a gf

>2. Have 6 inch dick
>7. Be white
hey, two out of seven ain't bad

>This is not true, I have a 1 inch dick and have a gf
not fair. my dick is 4 inches

I don’t have any of those things other than big pp
My problem is that I have spent too much time here, and I bring up serious topics that offends girls before I try to sleep with them.
Any advice?

Sucks to be young today I guess.

>and I bring up serious topics that offends girls before I try to sleep with them.
>Any advice?
Yeah, don’t do that. Talking about serious topics with girls is a waste of girls.

I'm only 3 of those things and I'm an almost complete social retard but I've had girlfriends.
So you're definitely wrong.

The loneliness I have experienced in life has truly hollowed me out. I don't see much of a point in trying anymore and don't think I will survive past mid 40s. Don't think it be fair to reach old age without leaving a family behind and/or someone that keeps me out of government nursing homes.

uggos and fatties dont count

How do I stop?
Any tips?

666 mark of the beast kek, Satan has your daughters goy get replaced!

>but I've had girlfriends.
just call them exes

Do a fast for 3 days and escalate fasting up to 7 days when you can.
This will remove you from "of the world" and out of Shaytan's grasp.
Then you can easily be a celibate monk living ascetically. Your reward will be eternal paradise in Heaven.
It's everything here, and that can be here, forever and for free.
And you live in a world surrounded by frens.

t> has had sex, paid consequence for sexual immorality. Not worth it, stick to the Bible.

I feel the same fren.
Do you have a fren group to meet grils with?
Also work on earning money so you can surrogate/escorts if you do leave it too late.
Also if you aren’t in shape it is your fault.

schizo fucker glow nigger

False mate, sounds like you're going after roasties

Just shower, act cool, be good at SOMETHING, and don't come on too hard if a girl talks to you

m8. Go suck a goyslop. Eat the goyslop
im not going after any bitch MATe

Get the fuck off this site and stay out fir starters. Then realize the likelihood of two people, even without considering if they are a different gender, agreeing on any political topic 100% is very small. No good comes from it. The odds aren’t in your favor. Why shoot yourself in your penis?

Ok, understood.
What things should I talk about with a girl then?
I understand just silly shit, but it might be hard to think of things.

Humble yourself before the lord, you little shit.
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You just need a healthy social life, that's all. If you have one, you can get a gf easy without having any of the things you listed.
On the other hand you can have all of these things and still have a hard time getting a gf if you're a loner who stays inside all day.

>Get the fuck off this site and stay out
Take your own advice glownigger

This.
It’s very hard for a man to take a decent photo for a dating app.
I’m not ugly, but it’s hard.

u Fuckin nigger. im not going to bars or clubs

stupid fuckin nigger brain

fuck dating apps stupid fuckinnigger

ur brain is NIGGER TIER

Eh, they were like 6-7/10. Not ugly or fat, but two of them were quite crazy. Should've not been a dumbfuck and married the other.
"I've had exes" is terrible syntax, why would you even correct that?

just talk about how much you respect sluts, and support abortion. bitches love abortion, works every time

Oldfag here. OP, it wasn't always like this and since approximately 2015 women have collectively turned away from men. I can attest that it wasn't always like this and that women, on average, used to be more friendly, inviting, and tolerable to be around. Instead of bashing the patriarchy, women used to spend time together thinking up fun things to do with their friend groups, men included. The problem is that the groupthink that brought them into this mess is not going to be able to get them out of it until something major happens. It was easy to get women to turn their backs on men and create a henhouse culture. Getting them back to loving, supporting females is going to much harder. Many of them won't make it. What I'm trying to say, OP is that the vast majority of western women simply aren't worth it. Understand that your hormones are driving a big part of this. Also understand the much of your lustful thoughts about women have been completely (((implanted))) into your brain and does not reflect reality at all. If you don't actually see nice women who act civil and kind in your vicinity it is literally a sign to move on from looking until you see obvious signs that non FEMIN VIRUS women exist in that area. Work on yourself user.

I'm white and I have a 7 inch dick but I've never had sex.

>What things should I talk about with a girl then?
If you get stuck, usually just asking questions about stuff they said or did. Shows you have interest and they get the kick about talking about themselves.

ew.

so they are addicted to abortion?
Disgusting!

>dating app
you deserve to die alone if you're actually hoping to find a gf, let alone wife, on there

Fuckin' A
what's it like dating a lesbian?

Wait till you get one and you're like
>"This is it?"

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yes. and also to being the town bike. if you don't support this, you are an incel.

>Work on yourself user.
So. I gotta make a billion dollars in the next 10 years? wew lad. im only 22. its over

Good advice.
I will throw some more advice that should help you OP in the pursuit of a woman.
Do not be pursuant based on impulses (eg: thinking with your dick). Use your brain and discernment.
Look for wallflower type girls that are polite, kind, civil, shy even. When you find them, analyze them a bit. If they stick to that conduct, you got a wifey for lifey.
All pussy is pussy. If companionship is in the cards for you, you want a good soul.

Bro, i fucked a girl one time because i wanted to learn to dance as a meme. Now that I am proficient dancer and fuck women that dont have dicks. You nerd oligarchs have fun while I fuck both your and my wife :))

why are you downplaying blowjobs anytime you want?

Fuck your gf for me humble brag

sucks to be you. I'm married and I have a gf. No way this will blow up in my face.

>chad indian
found the curryposter.

mate i would kill all 3 of you if i was stuck in a room with you, gf and your wife. It would get so bloody. More than periods.

only one will make it out

If youre white and not fat you dont really need any of those other things

why yes..just go to thailand....

I refer your hubristic nature once again to:

>What things should I talk about with a girl then?
>I understand just silly shit, but it might be hard to think of things.
Early on just ask them questions about them. Women love talking about themselves. It is the social contract to conceal your crazy and let it out gradually, so in the off chance a woman wants to hear about you, lay off phrasing things like an asshole.
Let’s try an example question:
>user, do you like rap music?
>choice a: no, I hate niggers and their kike owners.
>choice b: I never really got into it.
We all know the honest answer is a, but the correct answer during the getting yo know you stage is b. If all goes well you will have years to desensitize her to your personal isms.

Jesus was a rape baby jew. Id rather get into buddhism or any other religion. Its so hard to love jesus

If that's what you took from my advice then please carry on. You are doing fine. If you want to improve your lot copy and paste what I wrote into a text file and revisit it in two years.

I will give this a try but I am studying for medical boards right now so eh, need the glucose.

Orthodox Study bible is all I have, don't know if good enough or not.

Sex was not that great I didn't love them (less than 10 tries, couldnt keep it up, was also very tiring, I might actually die from a heart attack by 40, not even overweight)

I'll give the fast a try.

I was watching an anime recently called blue gender. The character Marlene is just my type. Problem is the majority of women are like those tick tock nurses. Even when they are not nurses. It is hard to meet anyone and I have not had friends in years, like, 5 or 10. I don't think anyone remembers me from them since no one really checks in.

It is hard because I know I am not getting any better, and I will be almost mid 30s before I start making any real money.

I feel like having no in real life friends or finding love makes school and work harder since after weeks and months and many calender pages you've still never recharged your batteries at the end of the day like you're supposed to. What was the point of walking out of the village if this was the result kind of moment.

Hey man, welcome to the 66% (the amount of humans angels kill and cause a true death of soul + phys in the end times).

lol
lmao even

you mad that I cum inside my wife 3 times a night and then text my gf immediately after and set up a videocall with her so I can watch her fuck herself for me?

Getting a skinny gf is hard.

Sometimes

Ok thanks user.
I will try better next time.

My advice was for someone who stated that because of this site they are unable to not bring up serious topics in inappropriate situations. I do not have the same issue.
>glownigger
Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt.

No you don't and you don't know this because you haven't even tried to be around women enough to know what they give a shit about and what they don't. You make this very obvious on accident, because literally every standard you just said other than (7) is something that men tell other men. You are currently crying about not being appealing to men.
You're far from the only one who makes this mistake and if you can realize it now, you can be one of the luckier ones that doesn't carry on with these absolute garbage closet homosexual tier ideas. Doing so will automatically make you more appealing and it's probably the lowest effort improvement you could make right now.

>t. will never experience a chubby big tit gf riding him
sad!

The problem is that guys are very visual in attraction while girls are more about emotional bonding.

So you use the visual logic in reverse on what girls are attracted to, as dating apps etc are very rough. But the reason why dating apps are very rough like that is because there is no emotional bond while swiping strangers. So girls can’t use this part of their brain.

All you actually need is:

Foundations:
1. Be at peace with yourself. If you are truely okay with your body and take care of it while also realizing there are others you are bigger and better looking, without resenting this or it disturbing you, then you are okay.
2. Be at peace with your family. If you can bring friends and potential gf over to meet them and all is well. This is a big step.
3. Have your own house/apartment and transportation means.
4. Have a social circle. It does not need to be large. But like 1-2 very close friends. And a larger outer circle of aquintances.

Getting the gf:
The crucial point is here simply being sweet and caring without being a simp/cuck. Which is a very difficult line. But if a girl can feel safe while vulnerable next to you it really sparks an intimate bond.
Ultimately this will depend on situations that arise.

Strangely enough if you build this bond with a girl it can last a lifetime. And they will think of you like you would about a 9/10 girl with a thicc ass who flashed it to you once and smiled.

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>Look for wallflower type girls that are polite, kind, civil, shy even.
Did date one for a year, it as boring and she was strongly opinionated. Would saythings like not wanting kids for 10 years or wouldn't take my last name if we did marry. Noped out of there.

im not mad. You don't sound happy. If i had a gf or wife..i would quit Any Forums foreever. Fuck you. Something is wrong with you. Im perfectly sane and normal

go get your booster shot, vaxx cu ck

Awesome.
Any Bible is good. ESV is easy to read. KJV is best from what I hear.
You sound like you got a good soul. This life throwing hurdles and suffering your way, good. It's all payment rendered for your soul.
God tests, puts forth trials, and scourges and chastises his children. It is good news, that means you are a child of God.
What really should worry you is if you are doing sins and no consequence is occuring.. not in the book of Life.
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You need to work on your social like then first.
No excuses.
Also you sound like you need to exercise more.

The main thing is having some charisma and not acting and looking like an awkward autistic weirdo. I guarantee no girl gives a single shit how much you can bench so long as you don't look out of shape

*life