Zoomers are the best and smartest generation that has ever lived. I wish I was a Zoomer...

Zoomers are the best and smartest generation that has ever lived. I wish I was a Zoomer. Millennials like me had a fucking trash generation that is marked by the 2008 collapse which lasted 5 years and made us all a bunch of poor losers in all our popular media sucked and was terrible compared to what Zoomers have today. I know this is an unpopular opinion but I'm being for real. I am jealous that I grew up in a trash generation and Zoomers get to grow up in this great generation.

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I used to believe all the memes about Zoomers but that is not how they act at all. They act like the coolest people ever.

Name five things that make Zoomers better than other generations.

Weed
Iphone
Porn
Gaming

zoomers cannot even go outside and speak to a human being without falling to their knees shaking and crying with anxiety. get out of here you broccoli haired faggot.
t. zillennial master race.

zoomers are even more retarded than millennials and boomers. Even lost 2 fucking years in mental development.

Youre a tard but i at least like that zoomers finally changed styles from like 10 years ago. The broccoli hair sucks but middle parts, mullets, and moustaches are fine

My aint married a man with a kid and he is a zoomer, just turned 15. His computer illiterate ass had his dad's entire network hacked by niggers in Nigeria. Porn all over the work computers, they lost their jobs over this stupid fucking zoomer. Zoomers are the weakest humans in the history of humanity.

Well the Zoomers I hang around are at Virginia Tech College which is now that I think about it probably represents the best of the best Zoomers have to offer. And they are all so much better than me it's ridiculous. I am so jealous of them

This will be the worst generation on record idiot

eh, true.

We also got to see the evolution of internet, and watch the "organic internet" turn into an astroturfed/controlled hellhole.

normal zoomers are cool as shit and pretty fucking intelligent. most of the kids coming into blue collar fields are blazing through and picking up independent skills faster than the spics and niggers ever have in the history of this country. despite the tik tok addictions they pick up on shit fast and aren't as depressed as you think.

I hardly ever see Zoomers looking at their phone. Despite the means that claim otherwise. Millennials look at their phone more than Zoomers do. I think it's because Zoomers got a taste of it so early, like literally 3 years old, and by the time they reach near adulthood they're already bored of looking at it

Nah all the zoomers I see can't get enough of tiktok. All they show me are tiktoks, every 15 seconds they're shoving a fucking tiktok in my face with some black nigger doing retarded shit for internet fame when there is any downtime at all. Despite that they're not really that dumb, they're just getting fucked and force-fed this garbage from their tired parents who have no real quality time with them on a daily basis.

I'm glad I'm a millennial because I have absolutely nothing to live for, and that is an extraordinarily liberating feeling

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Yeah, they’re hardly looking at their phones when I’m fucking them Zoomer girls. I for one can tell you Millenial girls sucked back in the day and now hit the wall.

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They're the cutest trannies ever

Whats with these random threads with random pics of spics/wogs/jews? Are you trying to normalize the phenotype around here?

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A kind of sucks because all I own is my car and I'm borderline homeless meanwhile Zoomers have more money than I've ever seen young people have

what a stupid fucking slide thread. nobody in their right mind thinks zoomers are better than anything

You sounds like a massive faggot

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They have access to virtual reality.
Anything Millennials had to crawl through mud to learn they can pick up in just a few vidya games worth of actions. Surgery through mechanics. Literally nothing is beyond their reach.

Zoomers don't even understand how to use a desktop pc, they are the most fucked generation and will suffer in the long term.

Gen X invented the internet.
Oh...
Sorry.

Go to bed

The d&c posts need every angle they can get these days huh?

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> our popular media sucked and was terrible compared to what Zoomers have today

You are fucking stupid. I won't deny millennials are a trash generation and we deserve to be fed into a woodchipper feet first one by one, but our media was new when it came out.
Zoomers are just eating our recycled vomit only with more niggers and faggots.