The NSA is using iRobot products to gangstalk and harass targeted individuals
I bought one of the models with a camera it says it to map rooms for better cleaning
But it follows me around and harassed me whenever I’m trying to get something doing
>go into kitchen to chop carrots
Roomba goes straight for my cutting board area and runs over my feet
>go to fridge to get koolaid
Roomba zooms straight to fridge and blocks opening fridge door
>head to bathroom to do business
Roomba goes straight for toilet to try to make me piss dribble it
Do NOT get smart vacuums
They ARE compromised
GANGSTALKED BY EVIL ROOMBA
There's a bug that causes those devices to follow gay people
Install gentoo on it
I thought this was a black woman’s ass from the thumbnail. I’m very disappointed
Hilarious but you were begging for it buying something like that
Back to
kek the red light like it’s gone into “terminate” mode
>Do NOT get smart vacuums
This thread is hilarious but just stick with regular vacuums ffs. Also gangstalking can be done with much more conventional methods. For example, did you know your wifi router signal can map out a live 3d render of your living space including you? But don't worry about those losers because hell awits these corrupted souls
Fuck YOU I know what YOU are doing
You DONT know what I AM doing now I bought black out curtains
SUCK IT
niggers tongue my dirty little bussy
If you're paranoid and shit why would you buy these devices? I'm not even schizo and I put electrical tape over my front facing camera. If I was even more paranoid I certainly wouldn't buy a robot that's constantly watching and listening and mapping put my house. Aren't you a silly man?
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Kek
I didn’t think they would back door a VACUUM to use on targeted individuals
Learned my lesson
NOTHING electronic is safe!
Wait until the goddamned TV starts following you around...
Good one Leaf..
fpbp
spbp
kick it like a football to teach it a lesson
pro tip use the oven to reprogram it
This is my boyfriend and he is very polite and cleans on command. He is perfect and I think your one bad experience with a vacuum robot does not justify your hatred for all vacuum robots
Maybe the roomba can deliver your meds
please take your schizophrenia medication you fucking lunatic. thanks.
Kill your neighbors with an AR-10 hush puppy silencer attached to it.
my roomba is extremely polite, maybe you're the problem
duct tape a claymore to it