/tg/ Texas General

How are we doing, fellow Texans? This thread is for a general discussion of Texas matters and how things are going? It's also for laughing at northern faggots who are seething themselves to death that Governor Hot Wheels is sending spics to their cities.
979 here, Jimbo Fisher is worth every penny

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Voting abooot. Why do people give Beta the time of day? His policies make no sense.

I hate how smug texas fags act when in reality their shithole is literally overflowing with fat brown manlet beaners

Refugees from shithole states like him because he skateboards in whataburger parking lots

Did he really? What'd he smoke a joint while he was at it?

Oh no no no

texas cant keep getting away with it

>I'm hip, I'm young, vote for me
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post famous living politically important texans
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Ah I see, the good ol' Obama basketball "I'm just a normal guy just like you!" PR stunt.

WEEEEEEELLLLL I don't know about any of that but weeeellllll I don't know about any of that "big city stuff" but wellllll down here we do things a little differently than in the big city.

Goofy foot. Fag for sure.

beta o' rourke? KEK

Waiting for California and Europe to blackout and/or freeze as karma for last year

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At the hospital building a new white Texan as we speak

Seething with envy.

Based, Bucees is is colonizing Chile. Enjoy the clean bathrooms

They had it coming.

Does beto still have monkeypox from sucking dick behind HEB?

I would assume so. I hate him so much it’s convinced me to vote for the first time in my entire life.

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Hi texans, what’s everyone’s favorite dice games?

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FUCKING RAIN

texas has no actual mexican food it's all texmex trash drowned in plastic yellow """cheese"""

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I like farkle

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Your state was cucked by the feds, begging them to let you use your own natural gas and coal plants when your shitty wind turbines froze.
You've done nothing sense then to prevent this from happening again.

You're not independent, you're a bunch of cucks.

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Hunt County user here. Finally got some rain so the burn ban is lifted, going to go set a fire in the front pasture this weekend.

Texas is a police state shit hole. Its a smaller version of the federal government. You will never retire if you own a house in Texas

FUCKING NUKE THIS GOD AWFUL STATE ALREADY! I DESPISE THIS THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE! TEXAS? MORE LIKE TEXASS!!!!
THE STARS AT NIGHT
DIM AND BLIGHT
FAP FAP FAP
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASS
THE SPICS AND JEWS
AND NEGROS TOO
FAP FAP FAP
FUCK MY WIFE'S CORN HOLE
AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH

your life is pointless and you should turn your life switch off