European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen has called for the implementation of “mandatory” energy rationing throughout the EU during peak hours in order to “flatten the curve” of demand amid the largely self-inflicted energy crisis befalling the bloc.
In a stunningly poor public relations move, EU President Ursula von der Leyen harkened back to the early days of the Chinese coronavirus crisis when citizens across the world were told to accept a brief period of lockdowns to “flatten the curve” of Covid infections, though this ultimately proved false, with two weeks quickly turning into over two years of restrictions for many across Europe and beyond.
During a speech on Wednesday proposing energy rationing measures to be put in place before the Winter months when demand peaks, the EU president said: “During peak demand, the expensive gas comes into the market. So what we have to do is flatten the curve to avoid the peak demands, we will propose a mandatory target for reducing electricity use at peak hours and we will work very closely with the member states to achieve this.”
>Flatten the curve Cause that worked out so well last time. Lol. They're fucked
Hunter Cooper
i dont think thats going to cut it we MUST send zelensky nuclear weapons so that he can put an end to this war immediately
Cameron Morales
>flatten curve of demand it. is. demand. it cant be flattened unless you increase supply, but you know you cant do that because of your fucking ever-cumming cocks for the planet and ukraine you dumbass nigger faggots
James Bell
and as a result of your decreasing supply you are causing demand to skyrocket. these retards have no fucking clue what they are doing. they want to decrease supply and demand. i hate the antichrist
Joshua Murphy
Take that, Putin!
Joseph Phillips
Oh there are ways of reducing demand, believe me there are ways.
Brandon Butler
Yeah! I hope to pay more for gas to stick it to Putin! Like Thanos said, sacrifces must be made
Daniel Jackson
>We need to flatten EU HQ in Brussels sorry did I just type that? whoops... fuck glowies...
I’m convinced now that film was predictive programming. Get everyone adjusted to idea of killing millions for the greater good. It always bothered me that no one in it questioned the logic of Thanos’ plan.
Luis James
For fucks sake just turn the nuclear power plants back on and let's get back to normal.
>tfw flattening the curve means base load throughout the day in which nuclear excels but you can't trust them for your well-being anymore due to recent events
