If you've eaten shrimp, you've eaten bugs

I’ll eat sea bugs just not land bugs. Simple as that.

Yep, lobster was fed to prisoners. I believe it was marketing that convinced people it was suddenly top tier shit.

Thats a guy

crustaceans aren't bugs you fucking idiot

No. Suffer, Klaus. Suffer forever.

How has nobody created a meme out of this or is there one?

Yes it was marketing just like the invention of the wedding ring and the modern version of Christmas. On the east coast of the united states there used to be so much clams, lobster, crabs etc you couldn't walk more than 3 feet without stepping on one. This is why in the Americas they were what the poor fishermen ate and what they fed to prisoners because it was worthless and looked disgusting. They still are worthless and still are disgusting.

Thank you, leaf. I thought I was going insane.

>Any Forums would rather eat bottom feeder insects instead of grass fed insects.

>Shrimps that swim trough ocean are the same as bugs crawling trough shit
Mhm.

Interesting how none of these are kosher. Will Jews be allowed a special allowance of meat in the globohomo paradise?

THEY'RE NOT INSECTS

Cool. So when you eating the bugs?

I thought the greentext would end in eating ass

Lobsters are reef cleaners. In Pacific Island nations locals eat lobster as a food of last resort. Why? Because a lot of islanders take their morning dump by wading out into the ocean and shitting. So it's understood that the reef lobsters are eating human shit.

But white people are like MMMMMMMM SO DELICIOUS.

What if I eat that ass

If you've eaten OP's mom's ass, you've eaten bugs.

eat a dick op

>Just eat the bug Any Forums

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I greatly dislike all of those.

I see a lot of stupid shit on Any Forums but that takes the cake. Islanders love their lobster.

Shrimp = cockroaches
Lobster = scorpions
Crabs = spiders
Eat ze bugs

Eat the next spider you find in your house, faggot.
There is a reason why a lobster goes for 30-45$ CAD

Crustaceans are not bugs, they are arthropods. A bug is an insect. A key difference is that insects are little more than flying sacks of feces, whereas shrimp and crabs just drop their droppings as they swim, which is why when you look into a translucent piece of shrimp, you won't see feces 99% of the time, and when you do, you just don't eat it. Crustaceans are also not entirely chitin. They do have a chitinous exoskeleton, like all other arthropods, but you don't eat it. You remove the shell from the crab before eating it. Stupid FAGGOT.

no

They're completely different species, retard. They're not even in the same subphylum

>exo skeletons
>6 legs
>lay eggs

tHeY'rE nOt iNsEcTs111

>yes they are and you know it

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none of those are insects that contain toxic chitins
i'll eat what i want
the bugs are for the poor (you)

this is the equivalent of saying "if you've eaten cows you've eaten salamanders", Crustaceans and Insects are separated by 400+ millions of years, just because they share a clade doesn't mean they're the same.

I never ate any of those sea bugs. Gross.

>If you've eaten shrimp, you've eaten bugs.
>If you've eaten lobster, you've eaten bugs.
>If you've eaten crab, you've eaten bugs.
Wrong. They're not related.

you could take your standard ration card to a kosher butcher during WWII, I don't see why it would be different this time

If you’ve eaten shrimp, you’ve eaten delicious bite-size crustaceans.

If you’ve eaten crab, you’ve had a delightful feast of a treasured meat.

If you’ve eaten lobster, you’ve eaten ambrosia which the jew and dysgenic allergy-riddled scum cannot.

Shill elsewhere, filth.

Crab and lobster are tasty as hell.
Shrimp are pretty good if prepared well. Sauteed in butter and garlic are primo.
They're not bugs. That's like saying all mammals are rodents, or eating Beef is the same as eating a possum.

Do you believe in evolution?

Are you retarded? There are people of different races eating shrimp and lobster and crab just as much if not more than white people. You try to jab anytime you possibly can even if it makes no fucking sense at all. Idiot.

whether or not something is an insect isn't a matter of opinion you fucking retard. it's not subjective. they are objectively not insects

So why not just farm crab, lobster, shrimp then? Why the extra steps?

crustaceans are not insects

No Jew

if you've fucked a woman then you'll like getting fucked by homos

>Just eat the bug
enjoy the parasites

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No thanks, they are riddled with parasites.

Catch a cricket or grasshopper and drown it in a small dish of water. You will not eat bugs after witnessing this.

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I haven't eaten the shell of a lobster

Lmao, sea food is one of the most common allergies. You globohomo retards invested in something man6 people can't eat even if they wanted to

except they are, you believe jews.

sorry

If you’re christian you can eat bugs, we have a long tradition of eating bugs in the bible

sorry, it's not up for debate. crustaceans aren't bugs

I will eat Klaus Schwab before I eat bugs

>another eat the bugs projection thread

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canadian = analworm

GOD i wish my ass were that FAT

crusteaceans are just water insects you dumb nigger

This

Now that niggers adopted shrimp and wine it somehow twisted peoples perception of that piece of shit meal as high class rich meal

LEAF FIGHT!

>it was marketing that convinced people it was suddenly top tier shit.
Yes because it couldn't have been because it tastes fucking awesome. Fucking retard.

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so do fish, chickens, pigs and cows. are you some kind of vegan faggot?

>all arthropods are the same
Canadian education at work, people.