With a few simple, very minor adjustments, you can turn the embarrassing leaf into a proper flag that deserves to fly proudly over Canada. The leaf flag has become the subject of a lot of mockery because of its PC intentions and meaninglessness. But I think I've figured out a new flag that would actually be more representative of Canada, that doesn't larp about the past or cynically at the future, so it can simultaneously appeal to patriotic nationalists in Canada as well as immigrants and left-leaning urban types from minority backgrounds.
I fixed Canada's flag
First and foremost, the most important change is that the maple leaf has absolutely got to go. It is of no meaning to anyone and has completely deracinated the Canadian people. To begin the process of unifying the people of Canada under a national banner that EVERYONE feels pride in, the leaf has got to go.
But we can't stop here, as you can see, because this change alone leaves us with the flag of Peru. So more must be done.
Another easy change that can bridge the gap between the already alienated patriots and others, such as immigrants who don't want to feel alienated by the country's eurocentric past, is to simply switch the color scheme ever so slightly so it matches the color schemes of other Anglosphere countries. This pays proper homage to the country's Anglo-saxon heritage, without using any specific iconography that can offend and alienate vast swathes of the population who live in urban settings and have no connection to the British homeland.
However, we still can't stop here because this has now become the flag of France. Though the Quebecois may appreciate this flag flying over all of Canada, it's a laughable proposition to the rest of the Canadian populace. Moving on.
The next obvious change to avoid duplicating the French flag is to reformat the left side into a canton so it is more in line with fellow Anglo countries, with the exception of the United Kingdom, which does not have a canton, but rather one continuous Union Jack. This will more unambiguously cement the country's identity as one that is in the same cultural space of an open society based on Anglo-Saxon property norms that is found in Australia, New Zealand, and the United States of America, among other minor island countries that now exist as former British colonies.
We are now on the right track, but it's still not uniquely Canadian enough, and as it is, looks a bit bizarre. More changes are needed still.
The white L shape and single red bar looked a bit unusual, and bore no meaning to the Canadian people. Accordingly, this revision replaces the red and white polygons with 13 stripes to symbolize the ten provinces and three territories of the Canadian Federation.
It's nearly complete, but needs one final touch to make a flag worthy of flying over all of Canada from now on
This final version is the perfect flag to fly over Canada in perpetuity. The 50 stars here represent the five decades of progress toward an open, peaceful, prosperous society fit for the future. Each star represents a year in which a major advancement for modern liberalism was made. I think I can speak for all of Canada when I say that this flag solves the identity crisis imposed by the maple leaf flag and gives Canadians a proper identity and banner to unite under. To have this flag over every government building, business, and home in Canada will solve the deep-seated divisions that currently exist between the deracinated peoples of Canada, who currently have nothing in common and no common cause to speak of.
If you're Canadian and reading this, I strongly recommend you pitch this idea to all of your friends and family. Who knows, maybe some day, a lot sooner than you think, you'll be seeing this flag everywhere you go!
Canadian culture is centered around sucking cock. They have holidays for sucking cock. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men with AIDS from sucking cock. They listen to men sucking cock. They know more about sucking cock then a woman's vagina. They dress and act drag queens and queers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from homosexuals. They post sassy gifs about sucking cock. They watch gay pornl in worship of sucking cock. Their biggest event of the year is LGTB parades. They use homosexual slang like "faggot" and "cutie". When you say sex they think of sucking cock. . Their cities are full of homosexuals and lesbians. They worship their ZOGbot police force who arrests anyone using a wrong pronoun. Their men sit around watching gay porn while their women sit around watching BBC porn. They worship sucking cock. Their movies are all gay porn and their music charts are topped by gays. The women watch BBC porn to a point where they solely date African refugees and all the white Canadians are sucking cock. They will tell you how much they aren't gay and how they get pussy but the evidence speaks for itself in that Canadian men love sucking cocks.
BLESSED
Petition to become the 51st through fiftywhateverth states. We want this too.
based thread, have a bump
It would be 8 states and three territories, with PEI being absorbed into a neighboring state and Quebec becoming a protectorate in free association.
Looks good to me buddy. Can you please cede your provinces to us? I hear Mexico will take you guys in
this is the funniest thread i've read today
how about fixing your nigger and rape and murder problem in stread?
lol
america has the 3rd highest nigger population in the world
and is not a white country
Sure, you can think of it that way if you want to, if it helps you to adapt. Think of it as Canada annexing America, but with the American constitution and name. That might be easier to stomach for most leafs of the former Canada region.
>america has the 3rd highest nigger population in the world
>and is not a white country
By this logic, we are the whitest country of all time. Because we also have the highest white population of any country ever in history.
>b-b-but mutts!
Nope, just white!
>b-b-but census definition!
Nope, genetic research definition!
Based thread have a bump
basé
Also, bongland does not have a single white man in national power now. You've got a white woman and her pet niggers. The closest male bong to power is Liz's stay at home husband.
Truss the plan.
sorry i come from a white country
im the majority you're a minority
if we want hints on losing and being refugee mutts
we will ask mutt faggot losers like you
you're irrelevant losers
you've had your country taken off you
shitskin faggots
ah haaaaaaa
Nice reddit
spacing
It makes it very clear that you're
a
faggot
If you're in Borneo, send my thanks to the locals in Pontianak. They've made me a lot of money.
yeah if i want advice on getting my foreskin sheared off
having more rapes than south africa
more niggers than south africa (LOL)
ill ask an american
but i dont so why dont you shut the fuck up muttnigger
you're a brazilian with a different flag
Ah, a fellow vexillologist I see. Not a bad start. Ensigns are always based. I miss the old red ensign