LOL
LOL
Anthony Gomez
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Charles Lee
lmao even
Jeremiah Green
dude investigates reeeee. I thought that was just a joke
Nathaniel Powell
>the absolute state of Tesla owners
Daniel Richardson
can tesla/the government cut off your charging remotely?
Ayden Robinson
i get in my truck every morning and all it tells me is what's on the stereo
Ian Nguyen
Yes.
Gavin Bailey
>car trying to save user money on electric bill
can't have that now can we?
Dylan Butler
>his car connects directly to the CIA
normies don't deserve the gift of life
Isaac Watson
timed shower notifications coming as soon as they start coming with inbuilt screens, perhaps some normalfags will get electrocuted during eco showering
Colton Baker
man they really got fucked over in short order. hopefully this is a redpill for these retards but i know it won't be
Andrew Green
sometimes it feels good to live in an irrelevant shithole
Jaxson Diaz
>forced to buy an electric vehicle
>sitting in your pod eating bugs
>get a phone call
>find out your mother is in the hospital
>wait 5 hours to charge car just so it can go 100 miles
>wait 10 hours just for it to go 200 miles
>finish charging
>has to update, it will take 45 mins depending on connection
>update failed, restarting update and car wont even start
>finally done, unplug EV and get ready to drive
>voice comes on "there is a special covid alert today, you can only drive to your local store and back"
>if you drive longer or over so many miles then your EV will shut off and a tow truck will be called at your own expense
>press the agree button or the EV wont start
>start to pull out of driveway
>EV stops before you even hit the street
>EV voice asks if you would like to turn on auto pilot to the store
>you push yes
>voice asks you sit sit and watch these new ads until the autopilot is finished loading and updating the route
>finally are able to drive a bit but autopilot wants you to still hold the wheel
>get to the store and get a phone call, mother is dying from the vax... i mean climate change
>try to drive to hospital but car notices you are not following the assigned route home
>EV shuts down
>tow truck called
>you are on the EV's phone watching your mother die
>your mother is about to tell you her dying last words when an ad interrupts the call
>it's a 'get a booster' ad by pfizer
Liam Brooks
Why the fuck would someone sell you an ELECTRONIC CAR if they can't track and trace it? Why the fuck would ANYONE fall for this shit in govt unless it was for the express purpose of spying and control?
Carter Perry
Kek, Elon's getting based it seems.
Hopefully he shuts off their cars and posts some message about Slava Ukraini.
Dominic Flores
YOU WILL BUY ZE ELECTRIC CAR
AND YOU WILL DRIVE NOWHERE
Connor Powell
Real Estate Investor you not exposed to anything but computer bullshit idiot.
Juan Bennett
Yes. Then this happens:
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Leo Roberts
Grim
Ian Morgan
They'll just break your internal combustion vehicle too. Thanks radiowaves.
Wyatt Young
It’s sad how few people here even debate the merits of EV’s when it’s a core element of the whole Smart Cities control matrix. And PS you won’t have electricity because you’ll be living as a neo feudal serf as predicted in Hunger Games.