The Bible is metaphor

>the Bible is metaphor
>no, it's not metaphor, it's REAL!
Why are Christians too dumb to understand the concept of metaphor?

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Yeah but you're using metaphor as a metaphor in the sentence because the bible really is the tangible voice of god on ink

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>not making up your own religion
ngmi

christianity is a jewish mental disease and theyre stupid enough not to realize its semitic, as they also scream about jews being evil. christianity is the most npc religion there is, catholicism has become slightly tolerable in recent times but thats really all

dumbass, the point is metaphor =/= not real, but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded

>in recent times

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Checked and correct.

Is "Synagogue of Satan" a metaphor?

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trick question:
is this an other proxy jew
or is this the same jew behind a different proxy?

get a life long nosed faggots

FUCK UKRAINE AND ALL UHG FAGS

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ANOTHER “kike/LARPagan/inceltheist attacks Christian strawman” thread?

Why are YOU too dumb to understand the concept of metaphor, nigger? The promised land wasn't literally flowing with milk and honey, but it was bountiful. Jesus wasn't *literally* a door or narrow gate, but he wasn't lying when he claimed to be those things. That's because metaphor and allegory still have a literal, true meaning underpinning them.

By saying "the Bible is metaphor" you are simply betraying your own ignorance. The virgin birth and bodily resurrection have symbolic meaning, but they are ALSO presented as real historical events. If you take the story of Adam, Eve, and the fall of man metaphorically, you now have to invent a new "real" version of the story. Problem is, every effort to do so has fallen flat. You're supposed to read it as if it's both literally and metaphorically true.

retard

>athiest bot-tier cope thread of the day #16468497
If you are against Christianity you are pro immigration, it's just that simple. In no conceivable world will the reduction of Christians in society NOT lead to more immigration. They are the #1 group that opposes it by far.

OP is a puppet of the Jews. He's doing their bidding like a good goyim, and he serves them happily.

>inb4 you serve a Jewish savior cope
He's not part of the synagogue of satan and God isn't Jewish. Christianity has curb stomped Jews to the curb for nearly 2000 years. Zionism is a recent boomer phenomenon, not a Christian concept.

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great argument which I didn't read faggot retard

TL:DR you're a jew puppet

>what is faith?
HEBREWS 11
1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

2 For by it the elders obtained a good report.

3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.

6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

>why should I have faith?
ROMANS 1
17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

>how do I get faith?
ROMANS 10
8 But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;

9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.

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your first post is retarded

>If you are against Christianity you are pro immigration
you kikekikes are retards, where does beeble say immigration is wrong?
your little brain cannot comprehend that there are atheists that hate jews, niggers and jew enablers(cuckkikes like you)

>the point is metaphor =/= not real, but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded

>the point is metaphor =/= not real, but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded

>the point is metaphor =/= not real, but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded

>the point is metaphor =/= not real, but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded

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Yeah, it seems ridiculous that someone would post 16th Century prose as if it's so shockingly poetic that it rewires one's thinking or some shit. However, it makes perfect sense when you realize that medieval nobles managed their serfs like livestock and selected for people who had a specially fixation for worshiping the "lord" (of the manor).

>presented as real historical events
Being presented as real doesn't actually make them real.

I didn't say they did but the overall narrative of the Bible is simply not presented as metaphor.

Tree worshipping pagan cucks. Swedes deserve their fate as globohomo rape pigs

>but all Christians think metaphor = not real because they're retarded
You assume other people don't know what a metaphor is, only you know the correct answers to everything of course.
I don't think you even use or understand the words correctly that people speak to you. When I say a certain historical happening in the bible is real, you will say metaphors are also real, missing the point completely. There are real things described literally and real things described metaphorically. And obviously the bible is full of both. Literal physical history and metaphorical reality.
But you will fail to understand what another person is trying to tell you and come with your word definitions and mental gymnastic in your head only to tell them they are all retards except you. You fail to understand the basic meaning that someone else is trying to tell you, you always miss the point, which makes you the real retard.