Aus/pol/ FUCK OFF edition

thats because you have a tiny mutilated cock

>quasi-homosexual fantasies by obsessing over other men's cocks
Big words from the Asian larping as a BBC life support system

Here, I'll give you what you two want to hear.

Version A: MORNING SAAR, I SHITSKIN WHO HAVE TWO INCH PEENUS AND SMAL BAALS!

Version 2: HAYLOW, MA AUSTLAYLIYUN PENGYOU! AI SHINAJIN ANH MA YINJING WEILY XIAO XIAO (2 EENCHES) AND MA BAWLS WEILY TEINY LEIK BEIBI!

Now stop being passive faggots, please.

your mothers a whore for my cock

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Just praised him lads, might praise him again later.

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Fuck hyphen Australians.
If your identity as an Australian takes second place, you should leave.
Sudanese Australians think Sudan is more important, were this not the case they would say "Australian Sudanese".
The Chinese Australians don't even acknowledge Australia, they call themselves "overseas Chinese".

What's the difference between an Australian basketballer and a basketball Australian?
Melanin.

Interest rate needs to go to 25% so smug over-leveraged audi drivers have to whore out their bodies.

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i/m pure Huewhite. am i invited to your little get together?

I was here the last night asking about how to stretch out my last $15 until monday. Bought the rice and shit like some user suggested, and found $20 on the ground in the carpark. What should I do with that $20 cunts?

Based thread

Car manufacturers make more money on (((finance))) and repairing the proprietary parts they designed to break than they do selling vehicles.

The cartel of warranties, finance and proprietary parts allows them to force people into buying new cars.
Repairs are more expensive than interest payments, out of warranty vehicles aren't worth anything because of it, then they let you trade in your old one to keep cheap cars off the market.

The answer to fixing the car market is basically taxing an imported vehicle based on the proportion of propriety parts, banning usury, and state manufacture of a low performance vehicle for the masses.

Ford did nothing wrong

take it to the RSL and 20x it, you'd be stupid not to you're obviously lucky

Buy a stick cunt and toot the gatorade bugel

Hold on to it, you weren't expecting to have it so thats your emergency fund now.

Just buy mince, pasta and sauce, you can probably get a bag of cheese too

Spent me last $30 on potatoes, carrots, broccoli and some korean noodles. Had some chicken in the freezer. Dinner was good. Dsp payment tommorow I think, might buy some heroin, might not, idk.

Might as well. Don't like the pokies much though since I won $150 the first time I ever went but then I was drunk enough that couldn't figure out how to cash out so I played it all
I don't know what the fuck this means cunt
Best idea, but I probably won't save it. Might try to scab some more off of cunts I know, see if I can save up enough for a trip to Bodyline or something without it eating into my Cenno payments

froiday for me, I really need to apply for rent assistance cunts fucked

Got rice, bread and noodles with it. Walked across town to mum's and looted a couple of bottles of sauce and a jar of jam for the bread while she was at work too.
>might buy some heroin
How's heroin? I never have any money for drugs because I spend it all on hookers

Fuck actually how much money do you cunts reckon I could make if I begged a bit around the stations
>excuse me mate
>sorry to bother you
>but my wallet was stolen
>any chance you could give me a bit of money towards buying a myki and giving me a dollar to put on it so I can get home
Viable strategy?