Why aren't you in a biker gang?

its very gay

>Why aren't you in a biker gang?
I'm straight and not insecure about my image as a man.

I don't like meth or HIV

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You probably are though, especially if you browse Any Forums. In fact proclaiming to everyone how secure you are in your masculinity is like a pretty clear sign you aren’t. Normal guys don’t just interject into conversations how secure they are. This is like a classic Reddit tactic.

Any Forums is for people who are like the least secure in their masculinity online so yeah I’m not buying it that you’re super cool and well adjusted. You probably just have social anxiety which is why you can’t conceive of joining any social group.

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i've watched a bunch of true crime documentaries on these guys and they are without a doubt some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive, they usually believe in some deranged version of white nationalism but the dumbest kind imaginable (dude i'm le irish which are an ancient and respected white race!) and often have this sort of pseudo-folk spirituality where they might nod toward christcuckery while selling drugs and trafficking women

truly vile, idiotic, and violent hick boomers and their chud offspring for the most part. couldn't be me. it is fascinating to watch what these fellas get up to though.

Bikes are shit some loser in a econo box can murder you whenever they want.

The internal politics is deadly dangerous.

I knew this guy who worked in the Vancouver Stock Exchange before it was done away with for corruption. He'd been booted off the exchange for insider trading. Then he went to work in a body shop. He did some fancy airbrush work and bought a Harley. Soon he was an associate. They put him to work managing a grow op near Vancouver. The grow op got busted. Soon after the bust he was at some HA event just being a hang around. His sargeant told him he wasn't allowed to touch any drugs. He said fine. Then sitting there he found himself between two huge full patch members. One handed him a lit joint; he passed it along to the other patched member. Another hang around saw this and ran to my friend's sargeant and told him that he saw my friend with a joint in his hand. They told him to permanently get lost. Soon after he died in his sleep of "sleep apnea". Not a normal cause of death for a healthy fit guy in his early 30's. Sleep apnea is often given as a cause of death when there's a cocaine overdose. We'll never know but among his friends, there's a beleif he was slipped a hot load to repay him for fucking up that grow op.

Joining a gang is one of the more stupid things a man can do. Yeah surrender all your autonomy to a bunch of assholes...not.

THIS, those fucking things are expensive, can only be used seasonally, and frankly, are a fucking stupid mode of transportation,

long story short one of the brothers got a swastika tattooed on his neck and thought he was some super soldier invincible retard and stabbed a random middle aged black guy

This is why you never meet people from Any Forums IRL. Hoped you learned your lesson

I'm not in a biker gang because I'm not a fat goober who wants to larp as a petty criminal.

Because they're all a bunch of closeted homosexuals.

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You’re just a fat goober who pretends to be an interwar fascist despite not leaving his house, gotcha! Thanks for the correction!

>You probably just have social anxiety which is why you can’t conceive of joining any social group.

"l'enfer, c'est les autres".
99% of social groups are idiots interleavened with treacherous snakes itching to fuck anyone up they can from the shadows. There's some pretty good reasons why people want to retire when they get old. Dealing with the dogshit that is human society is annoying as hell and often dangerous. I've seen people lose an eye to a broken beer glass just for sitting having a drink with a table full of "pals" and one of them is a psychotic bomb waiting to go off for no reason at all. Six years as a bouncer and you'll see that kind of shit.

Nobody here is buying your pseudo Freudian psycho babble, rabbi. Fuck off.

If your not,

Start your own.

You don't even need one. Most of the bikies here are run by lebs that are bikie in name only. Hell even the younger generation of bikies are total roided faggots these days.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9221879/How-new-wave-Nike-bikies-changed-outlaw-gangs-forever.html
theage.com.au/national/victoria/guns-ink-and-short-tempers-the-police-viper-versus-the-nike-bikies-20220628-p5ax45.html

That’s a fair observation honestly and people do harm to themselves by not vetting their friend group, people seem to think ignoring red flags won’t have consequences.

That being said while society is as you say horrible nonetheless we have to engage with it not run away and make snarky little comments about it like women.

They're so deeply homosexual.
Matching outfits that they put their little patches on.
Edgy teenager club names
Subservient to some scared shitlord, usually
In australia they call them 'bikies' which is just adorable.

>Why aren't you in a biker gang?
I tried, but they laughed at my vespa, faux-leather jacket and video game tattoos. I even brought them a crate of organic IPAs and homemade kale chips.

Why would i be scared wouldnt they be my friends?

I'm not obese and I don't have a pube beard.