I went to the beach yesterday with my wife...

I went to the beach yesterday with my wife. She was basically the only one there wearing a normal bikini bottom and not a thong. How is it that in such a short time wearing thongs to the beach is now perfectly normal and accepted? When I was growing up it was something only giga-sluts would do.

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Contemplate the aroma.

smells like a jew

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>bikini bottom
as sluttish as thongs

>not making your wife wear a microkini
never gonna make it, picrel

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It's all juden bs. Also if you want to just be naked at beach just be naked at the beach who cares.

this is the only way how woman should be dressed. simple and modest.

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Was she the only white woman there too? Every beach I go to is infested by third worlders and hood rats.

i would find being naked at the beach honestly less slutty than all these whores who just want to show off their ass

This is now a nude beach thread.

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Same here OP. I just moved to Tampa I didn’t realize how degenerate females really were. There are girls as young as 11 walking around in thongs at public beaches. Bikinis directly up their ass cracks.

It’s over

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We specifically went to a beach where it's mostly white families but i guess because it was labor day it was still like 75% beaners. Some fat beaner chick started trying to fight another beaner chick in front of both their kids, it was pretty fucking gross. Such is life in southern california.

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Don't slut shame those thots, niggerlips.

Sorry your old saggy wife can't rock a thong anymore but let the cute, shapely sluts flash that shit all over town.

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It feels more naturale. I totally get why throughout most of history people just went to the beach and swam naked. Plus swimming nude in the ocean is the great feeling and being comfortable with ones body is huge. Plus no tan lines if you're into that, no sand stuck in your suit.

Started years ago with “cheeky” and then girls just stuffed it up their crack when tanning and now it’s thongs. Even at family water parks that have a no thongs policy…. Because it’s so common right now they can’t prevent it. Good luck even finding a women’s swimsuit or swim bottoms that isn’t cheeky. It was so common at the beach that I became desensitized to stating at asses

Freedom to tan.

Buy her a thong bro

>southern california
there's your problem

>>southern california
>there's your problem
isn't it whole of the US is a problem?

did it make you wanna coom?

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Fuckin bullshit, right! Where were all these whores 20 years ago?

>did it make you wanna coom?
it did no, but my dick always get hard when i see naked women on the beach

Uh source?

>jpg
literally of them waiting to be assraped by arabs and niggers. fucking cancerous feminist sluts.

>normal bikini bottom
degenerate

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She should cut her nose to fix her face

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No she needs to cover up

What beach specifically?

Bikinis are no different.
Your wife is still a gigaslut.

they were all getting married and having kids with normal dudes because OF and instagram didnt exist and they didnt have easy access to an army of simps who overinflate their value.

Imagine running over that with one of these

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I doubt there is any beach in the usa where 90% of the young women aren't wearing thongs.

Uh get help

>Bikinis are no different.
imagine being that much a golem cuck, letting your wife to wear that

Rape is acceptable.

Unironically take your meds

roll

>got caught looking
>wife’s pissed
>she watches you type this
>brownie points
LMAO

she is so proud of herself

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unironically this

>I LOVE THEM

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That’s a finishing mower you nigger. It would be destroyed in seconds. Bone is hard. You need a bush hog for shredding limbs.

>What beach specifically?
Nice try FBI. Nice attempt at obscurity, department of homeland security.

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How much does that monster cost?

Naked or nothing, faggot

$25k+
I was just at a lawcare store to buy a belt biggest one was $35k

>select your character

At least the smell would be masked by the seaweed.