CALIBROS ITS HAPPENING

California is basically going through a modified hurricane katrina
wonder why they're trying to make people leave

Vellcome to zee great reset.
u vill eat zee bugs live in zee pod own nothing and vill be u vill not have oil u vill not have car very very very happy

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Just got that too, fuck this state lmao, they get what they fucking deserve!

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Californians will steal our electricity like they steal our water

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I like the whole civil war 20 bubbas with deer rifles meme. when I reality they can barely keep the lights on under normal loads.

Kek just got the same message. I need to move the fuck out of this shithole and go to Japan.

you mean 60 faggot

When I lived in southern California we had a swamp cooler instead of AC. Worked great because we were in the dry high desert. Barely used any power compared to a heat pump.

Damn, and they wanna push EVs that bad when the grid cant even support it's own citizens?

Kek mom is based

Ugh guys let's just all go skinny dipping in the river & turn off all the electricity in our homes haha

Temperate weather breeds bunch of weak people who cannot be inconvenienced

On the coast and in SF you can get by without one but not in the valleys
And we're being fucked by a long ass heat wave right now

"Public safety" "Public health".
lol. Get kike'd
vote for the bed, sleep in the bed.

can confirm - this msg is real i was just about to make a thread

CALI BROS GET IN HERE

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Tech Connections on YT did a video on how to build a full size swamp cooler that works just as well as any AC.

Nigger Nuisance can eat my ass.

turn all your electronics on for the lulz user

Doing my part fuck this gay state

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heh 69 thats the sex number
pretty funny

WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TAKING A NAP WHEN THIS STUPID SHIT WOKE ME UP MY PHONE DID AN EMERGENCY ALERT

Imagine an all electric car population taxing an already weakened and outdated energy grid.

Can the clowns running California get any dumber? (The obvious answer is yes)

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Calibro reporting in. Just doubled my crypto mining energy usage. Cranking it to full speed now.

it's over 100F in most of CA right now

Checked. Maga mom is based

>skinny dipping in the river
you mean the dirty creek that runs under the amtrak bridge

No I turned it off cuz I'm poor, time to message femboys on my phone while I'm all hot and sweaty

What A/C? Most of us live in shitbox $1+mil homes with little insulation, and no A/C.

Now this is based
If your thermostat isn't set to this or lower you're a beta male and probably non-white

JUST TURNED OFF ALL MY LIGHTS BUT THE COMPUTER TV AND AC STAY ON. STRAP IN FAGS POWER GOES OUT IM GOIN TO TARGET OR IN N OUT
CALI IS A THIRD WORKD COUNTRY YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>knock knock knock
>POLICE OPEN UP!
>OUR THERMAL IMAGING DRONES INCIDATE YOUR HOUSE IS TOO COOL
>TURN THAT FUCKING THERMOSTAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE COMING IN TO DO IT FOR YOU!

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Courier rerouted power to the Strip?

it hit 116 F in my city which normally is pretty mild during the summer

i pray for a power outage

Charge them cars and crank dat AC
Calibros livin large

Based

lol, bunch of fags with their stupid "we fucked up, we are once again asking you to take the initiative" alerts. Fuck them in the ass, crank your AC and just leave it running, not your problem.

Give me her number

we really need more collin ferrel reactions.
EVERYONE START COOKIN A TURKEY, WAIL ON YOUR ELECTRIC GUITARS, AND CHILL OUT TO 65FREEDOM WOOOOOO

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This is the new
>don't shower, we need to conserve water
bullshit that happened a couple of years ago. This won't help and the problem isn't the average citizen. The problem is that the state doesn't have the infrastructure to support everything in it. This can only be fixed if we begin sending beaners back.

SILLY MAMOAN.

Swamp coolers do not work anywhere except in dry climates. Even then once you get in the 100s you’re still sweating your balls off at 85 degrees and 60% humidity inside your home.

kek

They're great as long as you live in a dry climate. If it's humid then you are fucked. Not a lot of swamp coolers in Florida for example.

Toss me moms number

you guys better turn off your fucking washing machines

Why can't the energy grid handle it?
All manner of appliances and other things in the home have been made more and more efficient.
What have they been doing with their power infrastructure?

>muh vote
California elections have been rigged for over a decade. See prop 8 for starters.

Fully wrong, that's what non-natives think. It's ~8mos of Hell heat, and 4mos of just living in Hell with cooler weather.

RUN YOUR ELECTRIC DRYERS, FLUFF YOUR PILLOWS AND WARM YOUR TOASTY BLANKIES

>set my AC to 61
>it never clicks off
>Wear a hoodie and socks indoors all summer
My comfiness > whatever dumb bullshit you got going on

Holy SHIT does this make me miss my druggie days
FUCK

CA hasn't had fair elections in most of our lifetimes, and we all know it

KEK

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BE A CHAD BROS.
TURN ON ALL THE LIGHTS IN THE HOME.
PUT AC ON HIGH.
PLAY PORN ON EVERY MONITOR.
FUCK NEWSOM.

You mean demonic, not dumber.

COMPLETE
COLLAPSE

and hot weather breeds people who have no need to expend the lest amount of effort at all times
cold weather is the only one that breeds anything good
ac chads win

do your part. power interruptions may occur unless *you* take action burgerbro.

Utah here, this meme is retarded. The colorado is further from us then it is to LA.

California sucks.

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Just plugged in two window units outside
on the deck and cranked the central air down to 65 with all of the windows open. Am I doing it right?

>Can the clowns running California get any dumber?
none of this is by accident

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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got the notification on my CA area code phone number even though I lived outside of the state for 4 years and never subscribed to this shit
fuck off

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imagine the grid going down and when it comes back up, the value of your bitcoin has halved

Hey caliniggers:
I have 2 wall unit acs in my house and one in my garage and I never turn them off.
sometimes I plug in an electric heater because my 69F AC is just too cold.
You will never be real women.
Fuck niggers. Fuck jannies. Fuck trannies. Fuck kikes. Fuck jannies.

It would be mild if it weren’t for the humidity here.

It’s a curse living in the freest county in the state, the weather is abysmal

Car ownership is meant to be phased out. Taxing the energy grid will be a non issue when only the wealthy are permitted to own one

Solar is a fucking meme as a 100% replacement for power plants. I live in the Antelope valley, 2 hours north of LA. We have miles of solar panels and hundreds of wind turbines. We still have rolling black outs all the time.

WE WERE KEKED OUT OF NUCLEAR.

Turning to green retard energy

Remember the smell when they would get turned on for the 1st time after winter?

Yeah good luck with that.

You live on Satans asscrack, of course you'd describe an inhospitable desert whose biggest city is next to an inhospitable wasteland called Death Valley as being temperate. They only reason SoCal spics exist is due to some genius Mick 100 years draining all the water out of Northern California but now that's about to run out too. They are fucked. The grid is under strain due to overpopulation since half is SoCal are illegals and they'll blame it on climate change to further enable their ulterior fascistic agenda.

Your supposed to drain and cover it during winter dumbass.

>wind stops blowing
>oh fuck

>Can the clowns running California get any dumber?
they're not dumb, they know exactly what they're doing.

> buy electric car
> dont charge your electric car

>turn off your power while we burn your entire city to the ground, goyim!

Reminder that PGE burns down predominantly white, conservative counties to push them into the city.
Lol fuck PG&E and Fuck Newscum

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>oh no looks like some replacement parts went bad
>guess we'll just shut the whole thing down

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I left the fridge door open set my thermostat to 32 F and am doing load after load of laundry.

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i wonder how many thorium based nuclear plants we could have had by now powering things if those lizard people didn't rule over us and used energy scarcity to keep us under control?

>to protect public health and safety
u wot

IMPORTING MILLINOS OF SHITSKINS AND PAYING FOR THEIR WELFARE

idk taking away all the peons distractions doesn't seem conducive to elites lifespans.

I don't live in CA so I can freely keep my house 66 degrees at night year round. Feels good.

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Random question but months ago someone posted a Half-Life webm edit of this video and it was funny as fuck but I didnt save it, anyone have it?

I have my AC set to the same temp that Newsom has his set at. Although, unlike him, I only have one.

THIS THIS THIS. TAKE THIS BITCH DOWN MAX OUT YOUR AC LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Get your car out of the garage if you have an electric garage door opener. That will make it easier to go for a drive and use your car’s AC to cool off if the power goes out.

Cars? 2035? It will be all the beaner landscapers having to switch to electric mowers/blowers/edgers and charging 20+ batteries a day that will kill Cali next summer.

The hottest temp ever recorded on the planet was recorded in California. Most of the state is nothing like the coast you see on TV.

fuck that. crash the system. If Newsom and all the other tyrants can run their 5 ac units at there mansion then we can run ours.

insulate yoself nigguh

Anyone in California who uses AC instead of a swamp cooler should be put to death for stupidity.

i have to be sober for a bit too bro. good times though

>go to vote
>only democrats allowed on ballots
Cool system.

The winery I work at has at least $150k of solar panels, WHEN the power goes out, they don't do fuck all, we have to fire up the Diesel genset.

Leftist bootlickers would support this 100%

All of California is dry except the coast north of San Francisco.

Got that message. Going to be stressing the grid by leaving my gaming rig on all night.

why? I'm like 10 miles inland and it gets humid as fuck, swamp coolers are useless unless you're in the desert.

PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM BADLY ON YOUR 25W AMPS UNTIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT

I'll never understand you, OP.

If you want your power to fail, just move to Texas.

You dense fuck not only are they less efficient now you'll need a dehumidifier to counteract the humidity in your home. Holy fuck what an idiot.

You are sucking on that titty and did not even know it.

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mmm, tasty legionella

CALIFORNIA ROT IN PISS

The state wants this. The gaslighting by saying "only you can prevent this" is very disingenuous. The state can solve this by ditching "green" energy and building gas plants, even building new nuclear plants. All the red tape has been building up for this moment. Energy crises everywhere.
>this is the plan

Haven't used my AC unit, or even a fan, one time this summer and it has been 90-105°f for a month. Just take off your clothes nigger.

nice tiktac

Normally when it's hot as fuck here, there isn't wind. If it does get windy, everything bursts into flames.

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