OMG is that mid west water?

OMG is that mid west water?

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I really want a pipeline.

I got dibs on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Gonna turn it into a badass raider outpost.

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Quadruple dawg dare you

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This could unironically be the thing that kicks off the civil war. Californians aren't going to just let themselves die of thirst and the Midwest isn't just going to just let their water be taken. Things tend to get violent when the thing at stake is access to something essential for survival like water or food.

CA should at least be kind and buy the water so that entire region can finally build itself out of poverty. It is win win.

ITS THE GREAT LAKES AND ITS FLOWING RIGHT INTO MY TAP
AUUUUUGH
AAAAAASAAAA
GREAT LAKES ANAL
FUCKING
FUCKING FUCK
GREAT LAKES ANAL
IM GOING TO FUCK GREAT LAKES
AAAAAAIUUUUUGH IM GONNA GREAT LAKES ANAL IM GONNA FUCK GREAT LAKES SO HARD. IM GONNA DRAIN GREAT LAKES INTO MY COCK FROM THEIR ASSHOLE AAAAAUIUUUGHJHHHHHHH GREAT LAKES ANAL FUCK GOD DAMN IT IM GREAT LAKES ANAL ADDICTED OH FUCK OOOOOOHHHHHHH AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAÀA HASAÀAASSAAAAAAAAAAA AUIUUUUUGH FRESH WATER IN MY TIGHT DRY MOUTH FROM GREAT LAKES ASSHOLE I NEED IT MY DRY DRY MOUTH PUSSY AS I FUCK GREAT LAKES ASSHOLE

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We'll send you a sewage line!

>OMG is that mid west water?

California's tap goes into the Chicago Sanitation Canal. That way we can ensure your water is extra clean. Drink up, beaners.

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>gyroscope grill
I'm kinda hard right now, ngl.

Who is going to fight for water from California? The homeless opiate junkies? The swarms of illegal immigrants? The oblivious yet wealthy yuppies and hipsters that are somehow propping up their skeleton of an economy?
Hood niggers from Detroit would win this in a day, just to spite west coast nigs.

good shitpoasting

t. cali wali and hot carl

>building a pipeline up and across the fucking rockies
stop getting worked up over something that will never happen

vegas is in far more dire straits than we are, by far. we're not even in highest level drought emergency yet

That would be a federal crime, Califags.
>QUIT TRYING TO MILK A GODDAMN ALMOND AND BUILD SOME FUCKING CISTERNS YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNTS

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We're pumping oil from Alaska to Texas why can't we pump water to the west

Because they have all the water they need, they just refuse to use it and instead leech water out of a desert.

youll get plenty of water when them fault lines sends your worthless state to hell

thats a pizza

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Any such pipeline won't stand up to the elements around here. Tornadoes, lightning storms, prairie dogs that go boom.

I assure you, it's not worth the construction.

>we
I hope every Californian dies and am willing to do work to ensure that they don't get water from elsewhere.

gem

Try it, see what fucking happens.

>build something
>in California

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inb4 the Great Lakes Compact becomes a military alliance.

gemmy

>Selling an old couch you are no longer using on ebay
VS
>Stoner demanding you let them sleep on your couch and pay for their food so that they can continue blowing their entire paycheck on weed.

I’m sure if they relaxed on the fountains then they would be fine.

wtf

Midwesterners will give Loserfornia the beatdowns of their lives for even discussing this stupid topic. Die in your fucking desert, losers.

Texas doesn’t need Alaskan oil you complete moron.

STOP! STOP IIIIITTT!!!!

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>Buy
>With fake money