Medieval Vampire discovered

>Medieval ‘vampire’ unearthed with sickle across her throat to stop her rising from the dead
>‘The sickle was not laid flat but placed on the neck in such a way that if the deceased had tried to get up most likely the head would have been cut off or injured,’ explained Professor Dariusz Poliński from the Nicholas Copernicus University.

>The body was found during archaeological work at a 17th century cemetery in the village of Pien in south-eastern Poland.

>According to the university team, she had a silk cap on her head – indicating high social status – and a protruding tooth. Strangely, one of her toes was also secured with a padlock.

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She was probably a slut.

A jewess. Lucky for me they don't rise from the dead. They do need killing, though.

I can save her.

>one of her toes was secured with a padlock

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Bury it! Stop digging! What have you done!

>The stake rotted to dust and they're brushing away the dirt.
>Soon none of that oak stake will be in her chest and she'll rise again and begin a reign of terror to an unsuspecting populace.

Post "vampire" qrd
Or fake and gay

FUCK VAMPIRES

FUCK BILLIONAIRES

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK COPS

That is all.

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WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!?!?!?

>They opened the grave?

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Instant (you)

Haha suck on that!

Badass poles

Vampires are real. A rare curse but a curse nevertheless.

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That man looks Hungarian

>dead kike
I hope they didn't remove the sickle.

>her
How dare they assume.

That's because he was... Or is.

How do I get a vampire girlfriend?

kek

if it's a vampire then why is it dead

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This is a great plot for a movie not gonna lie
Is Netflix gaslighting us?

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Uh, hello, that means the sickle is working.

>checked
first you require a vampire weekend

She died after 24 hours of being bitten. This was her laid to rest after vampirism.

village of Pien seems to have them ready to be unearthed.

They’re remaking Interview with a Vampire already, guess the vamps skin color.

In current year, she'll just run for speaker of the house and devour virginal pre tens with total impunity.
Shit, fedora faggots will most likely offer their kids

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>The End is Near! The End of High Prices!

Looks like your typical nu-male.
History is about to repeat. Who wants to hunt some vampires?

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>the vampire robs and rapes victim then leaves
>vampire nigga wut lmao im just a nigga lmao

Preferably somewhere where you can see a mansard roof through the trees

Miss these niggas

pretty sure historical polish superstition threads belong on

oh fug I didn't trust the science

Notice the two large sockets where the fangs once were. Also a real Vampire's jaw unhinges to engorge on blood.

RISE THEM

> and of course archeologists release it...
Fuck those douchebags.

Go to a synagogue

>medieval
>17th century

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>Medieval Vampire discovered.
what's his "Early Life" ?

Vampirebros....did we get too cocky?