Brit/pol/ - Mediaeval Apus Edition

>Netflix: Saudi Arabia and GCC warn streaming giant over violating 'Islamic values'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-62811522

>An inquest was told that Celia Marsh collapsed in the street after eating a super-veg rainbow flatbread containing yoghurt that was supposed to be vegan but was later found to have dairy protein in it.
news.sky.com/story/dental-nurse-42-with-dairy-allergy-died-after-eating-pret-wrap-that-was-labelled-vegan-inquest-hears-12691401

>An incredible phenomenon was witnessed ahead of a storm which lashed Dorset bringing thunder and lightning and flash flooding.
dorsetecho.co.uk/news/20917752.shelf-cloud-seen-ahead-storm-dorset/


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I've wasted my life

I can’t believe China flooded Pakistan

OTD in Ireland (6 september)

DEATHS:

=1921=
>Charles Harvey, 30, Civilian
Shot by a sniper of unknown allegiance during a firefight in Belfast.
>Leopold Burgess Leonard, Civilian
A prominent member of the Orange Order, he was shot by the IRA in Belfast on his way to work.
=1971=
>Annette McGavigan, 14, Civilian
Shot by British Soldier in Derry
=1972=
>Samuel Boyde, 20, Civilian
Shot by the Provisional IRA in Belfast
>Bridget Breen, 33, Civilian
Killed by Loyalists (unknown specific paramilitary, possibly UDA) who threw a bomb into the house of James O'Kane, Republican Labour Party Councillor
>William Moore, 20, Civilian
Shot by unknown individual in Belfast
=1974=
>William Elliot, 48, Royal Ulster Constabulary
Shot by Official IRA in Newtownabbey
=1983=
>John Wasson, 61, Royal Ulster Constabulary
Shot outside his home by the Irish National Liberation Army in Armagh.

EVENTS:
>1813
Isaac Butt, founder of the Home Rule movement, is born.
>1922
A National Army Column is ambushed by the Anti-Treaty IRA in County Mayo. A skirmish between the National Army and the IRA takes place in Mitchelstown, Cork. In both engagements, the National Army suffer casualties but drive off the attackers.
>1974
19 Republican Prisoners escape from Portlaoise Prison in the Republic of Ireland.
>1994
The Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland meets with the President of Sinn Féin for the first time since the Anglo-Irish Treaty in 1922.

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Berty.

haven't we all

I really hope Truss fucks off this net zero nonsense. Chances are basically nil bit I can dream

You're only 38

No?

not eve half so far

As long as you aren’t selfish then you didn’t

More namefags
Now
It’s the only way we beat them

Fuck sake

Finish it tomorrow

so im still in the positive i guess? statistically speaking? doesnt feel it though

Just realising that getting a monkeybike sooner would have been a better use of your time?

Define “wasted”
What else would you rather have been doing?

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Fuck sake

I think she'll be a terrible PM, but they all are. Honestly wished Rishi won.
Many wasted years by that age, or good years. It's not so young is what I'm saying.

who are we fighting again

I'd kick your head in, admit it

For me how the debate about mass CCTV use has be put to bed for a decade plus by now but crime is increasingly unsolved or enforced.

You envy his bike.

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It’s finished

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Kwasi Kwarteng is Bobby Brown, you know when Liz does something he doesn't like it will be full on beating

NNNNNNggguguuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
HNGNGGGUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!
HHHHHHNHGUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm a yank lads.

it was never about the crime was it

DEFENCE DEFENCE DEFENCE

Doesn’t matter
We’ve always been at war with them, though.

Colour it in (josh must be red as he is evil)

Pic says it all really
Who would have thought it.

DEATHS, 2022
>Ngumbu Ubungku, student, 19, stabbed to death by unknown perpetrators on the street.
>Mbongo Mbapwe, student, 23, stabbed to death by unknown perpetrators on the street.
>Pipi M'buthole, rapper, locally known as Knife-Killa, 24, stabbed to death by unknown perpetrators
>Michael Sweeney, accountant, 31, stabbed to death outside The Blarney Arms pub after getting in to an argument on the street. Police are still appealing for information.
The fact that 3 out of 4 of them are black just goes to show that racism is real in Ireland and there is much work to do.

i only work on cases that suit me.

Can I get a high res version of this pic please

>Kicks head in
>Worms explode from my bum
You wouldn't want that.
The worms approve

Forgot pic cos i was so thunderstruck

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I’ll be 23 in 4 1/2 months. J U S T.

Print another gorillion pounds for old people. NOW!

Moments gone the soul isn’t there

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>who controls the [yanks]?
>who REALLY controls the [yanks]?
>think queen
>how do you stop a three century rebellion?
>how do you uproot the intransigent and disobedient [wankers] and [spackers] in are America?
>how do you RESTORE her majesty's dominion?
>think :City of London:
>think :United States Corporation Charter:
>think admiralty law+++
>when does a yank obey?
>shall we have a cup of tea?
>royals are in complete control
>Truss the plan
>Q(ueen)

So this is the rap group that the lad who was shot was a part of apparently:

youtube.com/watch?v=R48OtI_FPVc

The same lad who was arrested for firearm possession with an intent to cause violence, but was no totally a normal upstanding British citizen. Too late in the year for riots though I think, it's getting a bit nippy.

wanna buy a pill mate

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>A Cardiff hotel is to close to be used to hold people seeking asylum. WalesOnline understands that the Home Office plans to use the hotel to house people applying for asylum within the UK.
>The hotel is not being named for security reasons.
>It is also understood that staff have been given only a few days' notice that they will be made redundant as a result and were informed on the afternoon of September 5.

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you seem to be implying we all had something important to do with our lives

I work for a large corporation.
My boss quit.
I had to report to his boss for a while.
There was a re-org and that boss was moved.
Since I didnt officially report to him, I am now disconnected from the org chart, but still on the internal directory.
I migrated the apps off the servers I look after into the cloud.
I have no work to do except mandatory corporate training (Diversity, Security, H&S, etc).
I decided to work from home because no boss.
I have been doing this for 10 years now.
Still get average annual pay rise.
No annual review for a decade.
Just shitpost on here.

Nnnnnguuuimagine thinking that there was ever a debate gnngngngnggguuuuhhhh

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>no white men holding any of the great offices of state
>British PM has had African men ejaculate on her face and tits
>inflation at over 10%
>recession all but guaranteed
>more brexit fights with the EU
>print more money for Ukraine to fund a war they can't win
>privatised energy companies posting record profits and taking advantage of the public
>privatised water companies are pouring raw sewage into every river in Britain
>white British people will most likely be a minority in every British city
>King Charles will take the throne
Interesting times desu

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I have CCTV on my house.
It caught a van drop building material and shit.
I sent the video to the council but it requires me to sign some shit and make statements and make court appearances. I can't be arsed with that shit.

Congratulations you're becoming rabbit

Why is the goblin seething over eddie?

Holy based

I drew a picture of him again

ffs

What do great offices even do in the UK?

Time for my evening stroll.

lmao based and tickpilled ngghghguuuuuuuuuuh i wan a doner nggguuhuhhhhhh

Sussex is ignoring me
I think he’s blocked me
Your bike is shit, mate. Stupid 2 wheel nonce

Anyone got the evidence that Liz Truss shagged a nigger?

>today in the state's gradual takeover of the entire economy

The tides are turning, brother. I feel the tides of war shifting in our favor!
No need to tell me mate. I live it.

fuck everything up harder than the lesser offices ugguguuuhhhhhhhh

Do it, you decided to turn colouring in into a thing in your adult life so accept that decision and crack on. You’re not a child anymore, grow up and finish what you started.

her black son

they mostly cover the tracks of wealthy nonces

i should do some curls

Import BAMES

why does listening oingo boingo make me sad ?
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The only thing demoralising about this is the incessant spamming

Fuck knows, he is mental, living on here.
We all are just voices on each others heads.

>>privatised energy companies posting record profits and taking advantage of the public
Not only are they receiving record profits, the tories are throwing hundreds of billions to 'freeze' energy bills, ensuring these companies will maintain their profits and tax payers will be paying off this burden for decades. They've basically ensured it's impossible to avoid paying your energy bills. This is crony capitalism.

shakira shakira

lol

am i king???

kwazi human told me so. he said to me 'ooga booga me pump are liz.' i say to him 'really now? that's interesting.' and he said 'ooga booga yes, it is.' nggguuhhhhh

Get fucked britbonger.

Seethe harder poor fag. I’m laughing all the way to the bank with my dividends.

Do squats.
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How do I know all of you aren’t AI generated text? Except for wormbumanon I know he’s legit

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Nothing, the civil service runs Britain. The mp holding ‘office’ just signs documents and while the people who have been there fir years (unelected) try to distract them and make them feel important.

>Dogwife
Bet you got worms.

>PM
the head honcho
>chancellor
numbers man, it's either gotta add up or at least be muddied properly
>home secretary
in charge of domestic policy (national security, immigration, coppers etc)
>foreign secretary
in charge of which countries we bomb and how much money to send to Israel

sorry I don't know that one

Thought of a New Rock Buster;
>That Farmers getting a lot of buisness as a barber, what's going on there? Right.
>your cryptic clue there is E S
>That Farmers become a barber, what's going on, E S

nggguhhhhhh nah i perceive you each as individuals. makes this general painful to read because you treat one another like voices in your head or side characters in a sitcom, just stock people to bounce jokes nobody reads off of ngguguhhhhhhhhhhhh

>Noblesoi swerve
>apustaja coming through
>image macros
>it's a good seasons for image macros
>bet you didn't know that
>image macros
>like you can even make image macros
>I know your soi minds are delicate lol

>>British PM has had African men ejaculate on her face and tits
Where does the African men part come in?

I'm better than you all

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This is why Cummings was ousted, he tried to ‘reform’ the civil service. They are all Trotskyites too btw.

pusi kurac, shiptar

My energy bills have barely went up over the past year and you're part of the problem profiteering like a jewish parasite.

it's a song about feeling alienated and wanting to fit in

i have

im dummy thicc now

Are you lot read for His Majesty, Charles III.

we can always play by ear and thats the deal my dear

> have barely went up
Sneed.

t. lyrical genius

Good lad. Do more.

The funny thing is, every day I wake up and wonder if today is the day I get found out. I wonder what I'll say. I wonder if they'll make a fuss or quietly just fire me. I wonder if I should ask for something to do elsewhere int he company. I wonder if they'll demand the 10 years of wages, pension, and other benefits back. Every time there is an interaction with IT I wonder if they know, because they can see my inbox and the AD tree and stuff. Then I wonder if they are like me, just going through the motions.

I feel like Jerome Morrow in GATACA, about to be rumbled.

They just game me another new laptop a month ago. It's my 3rd since I stopped doing anything. My calendar has 10 years of blank days in it. Except for the bank holidays and stuff.

Ah thanks. Answers my question lol.

i put the bunda in abundance

get out shit italy

Learn to type mick.
I can type better than you all

Just shit myself at my desk, luckily it was contained in my shorts but thought it was just air but it wasn't even solid. Pure liquid stream so I couldn't even close it down quickly

this is a complete disaster

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How many £’s of shares (spread across various 500’s) would you need to get about £2000 a month in dividends?

I had a voice in my head just before i woke up this morning it said "Never curl less than 10kg"
That's usually how much I curl with dumbell. Should up it up.
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Already been done, sweaty

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My daily energy consumption today was less than £2. That's £60 a month or £720 a year.