Brit/pol/ - are kwasi edition

it's over

chances of corbyn getting a state funeral?

NO
WHITE
MEN
ALLOWED

AHAHAHAHBAABAHGAHAH

Fuck

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>official photo

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wtf r u doin go to the gym fatass

men who find older women attractive have mummy issues and are sexually repressed

People think i'm joking about wanking with moistened banana peels

You’ve got a talent for this, mate.

kek what horrors is this new brit/pol/ trip going to weave

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My tidy 19yo boxing bunny fronted me again today, promised I’d go tomorrow

i don't see how energy prices will go down if the government pay all the increases?

i've delivered gf a mysterious ultimatum
there is no way this could backfire

how moist?

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careful speaking like that lad you sound like a right terrorist

I'm a namefag not a triplord, yet.

You lot should be out on the street. This is the most pathetic government ever.

still time today? do some crunches or something idk

>American starting the /brit/ thread
already wacked one off to liz, between her and patel its cool to see some baps in the ole house

so I took some of those pills

they're alright tbf

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we should have been out in the street 50, 60, 70 years ago
it is beyond over

spit moist on the inside

>There is no doubt this is a very diverse cabinet.

>Not a single white man will occupy one of the four great offices of state - prime minister, chancellor, home secretary or foreign secretary.

>In her top four posts, Liz Truss has appointed:

>Kwasi Kwarteng as chancellor
>James Cleverly as foreign secretary
>Suella Braverman as home secretary
>Therese Coffey as deputy prime minister and health secretary

>this fat cunt is deputy PM
jesus fucking wept

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fuck liz truss or priti?

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what's the craic with lizzy?

priti without a doubt

no i want my wizard powers

Can’t believe China flooded Pakistan

cauldron you still got the fat spreadsheet?

is this tokenism or has he got his shit together?

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How do you cope with having a brown cabinet lads?

can I not have both?
they both have great feet

>His harem
Kwasi I... I KNEEL.
Explain?

I chose wizard

Looks like the guitarist from R.E.M.

I hope Josh gets invited to Michael Barrymore's pool party this year.

>getting invites to parties
>having fun at parties
Are Liz Truss is a party girl.

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i was making brilliant progress until i caught covid
i'll weigh myself now to give you an idea of the damage

She going to teach you how to throw a punch?

>her

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>Fun Partygoer (Brand New namefag)
have u been posting with this all day mate

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Liz is an old hag now.
Priti looks like she has a smelly fanny but probably gives insane head.

i've gained 7 pounds in 8 days

rate my diet plan

morning
6 tramadol

lunch (pre workout)
4 tramadol (gotta stay alert)

dinner
idk something to eat i guess?

bedtime
6 tramadol

didnt know he was a paramedic no wonder hes always seething

Reckon he really did fist that lad to death?

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It’s fine demoralisation shill brings. You see they don’t really do much. It’s the civil servants who do the actual job.

Nah on and off.

archive.4plebs.org/_/search/username/Fun Partygoer/

Lmao

that would mean nigh on a pound of fat a day
so +3500 calories
probably around 2000 is normal
so i've been consuming 5500 calories a day for a week

what breed of Jew is miliband? whatever it is its degenerate

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He knows the true nature of the wog, so is doing a campaign to try to change their behaviour. It won't work

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Kwasi

Very easily, I took the accelerationist pill.

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For the first time, not a single white man will occupy one of the "great offices of state" - PM, home secretary, foreign secretary and chancellor

It’s over lads. Our own country has been taken away and we let it happen

I'm not even mad
I love that
and that's not even the drugs talking

you gotta commit to the bit

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Tramadol does nothing for me. My mum got addicted though and ended up pulling a whitey and going to a&e lol.

i've googled it and i don't think there are any nutrients in tramadol

if i had heroin

On a diet but not too chubby, 186cm and 90kg, should I get a vindaloo for keep fasting lads?

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Ostensibly Polish.

i keep watching it in the hope that he eventually dies

I’ve got codeine, doesn’t do much either. I think my brains broken.

>taken out by a white cab
BASED cabbie

True, but can't lie: Truss has some huge milkers, must've been nice in her prime

Has she sacked Fishi Rishi yet?

Btw, which Liz do you lads reckon will outlast the other?
Queenie or Truss?

No lad, the country was dead long before we were born.

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I actually go to parties tho m8

so its a good plan?

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you clearly dont take enough now stop bothering me with your being a silly bitch problems

raw weightloss
i need to do a prolonged fast
but i'm seething this evening

Enjoy your brain zaps. They should count as exercise really.

I'm sure u do and I'm sure they're totally wild and I'm happy for you
life isn't fair

I'm still having a good time :^)

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the only thing that could make this year worse is the queen dying

Russia says "Trans rights!"

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>backbench MP with no prospects
you chose wrong

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Probly what I'll go with.

Had 120mg yesterday and barely felt chilled out. They fucked up my brain with 10 years of SSRIs.

it's not like white men in 'office of state' were doing anything notable anyway

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I do m8 you're just jealous.

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but you see its usually this time of the evening where im at my worst so do you think maybe i should up the preworkout tramadol or maybe add in some post workout tramadol to hold me over till bedtime tramadol?

very nice digits nigel

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Impoverish yourself for boomers: year 3

crème dans ma bouche

what are you a 40kg woman?

timing my remaining heart pulses to write this in morse code

lel

wait where the fuck did you get the 20mg from wtf

Why shouldn't you laugh at a coon wiping out on a bike?
It might be your bike

Maybe

man I probably am but I don't think I'm capable of arguing with you about it right now

I like you, man
you're funny
would that be weird to say?
feels weird to say

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kek