EU Ban on firewood

Come November 1st, it will be illegal to collect and poses any type of firewood in EU, only licensed compressed sawdust briquettes will be allowed.

You heard it first here !

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Just wear a burqa when collecting wood and no one will say a word.

Source?
What turf/peat and coal?

I split some wood on the weekend with an axe. Felt good. Felt right. Doesn't burn for shit in my gas furnace though.

Cool source.

trees are pre-op firewood

Bullshit.

how will they enforce it?

>north americans make our houses out of effecticely the same thing because it's cheaper and still works
>europoors will only be allowed rationed allotments of American Wall Material to heat their homes this winter
I want to feel bad for europe, but you've done this to yourselves

Sure Ivan
Whatever you say

Because renewable energy is bad for the environment and contributes to global warming more so than Brent crude.

Fuck off Europoors your governemnts hate you

wouldn't surprise me but im calling this homosexual and untrue..

OP is a massive faggot

like in canada, they are training a climate police force

I hope they do because it then augurs the speedy collapse of the EU.

> equitable energy distribution

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Didn't the Soviet union prohibit people from collecting firewood in forests? Jail them if caught. Seems like something the Euroviet Union would implement.

Ok then
Gonna use plastic trash as fuel.
Can i own trash?

you can check chimneys color smoke.

I'll get it and burn it, now figure that shit out.

But a ship of the line sailed the seven seas in 1500, made only of wood.

I seriously hope they do ASAP. I love nature, bring it on, EU :^)

>*knocks on door*
>it's police
>"hey buddy we noticed that your chimney has slightly more white color than others, are you perhaps burning wood?"
>you: "n-no o-officer, im burning s-sawdust briquettes just like in guidelines..."
>"okay buddy but we have to check it, mind you letting us in?"
>"n-no i-ihave my r-rights *sobs*"
>"we do not have alot of time so let us in we check it real quick *opens door and force themselves in*"
>"we knew you are burning firewood my son, we have to arrest you and then execute you, are you okay with that? Please sign this"
>you: *signs execution papers*

We need to burn the "greens" good combustible and unironically environmentally friendly since their decisions destroy the eco system.

How Dare You !

Think you can outsmart people that will club you like a baby seal ?

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Hope the cops burn as well as briquets then.

>memeflag
>memecurrency
>memepersonalitydisorder

well see how deep the cliff is soon enough.
How much in the fraudlands is actually tangeble

>Obeying dumb laws
>ISHYGDDT

Come February 2nd 2025 private property will be outlawed in the EU. Exceptions will only be made for people with a net worth over 50 billion Euros.

take your subhuman garbage elsewhere OP