Hypothetically, what's the best way to deal with a pitbull that's attacking you if you do not have any weapon?

Hypothetically, what's the best way to deal with a pitbull that's attacking you if you do not have any weapon?

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strangulation

Try to cut off oxygen supply to brain. Anything else is losing.

jump on top of a nearby car or....

get your keys in 1 hand put your other arm in front so the dog bites it

then stab the dog repeatedly with the keys in your other hand

or if you have boots on tiime yourself as the mutt runs towards you and then kick it as hard as you can in the head chest wherever and watch out because they will avoid the kick

Already been through this. You gotta go after the eyes and pray.

Finger in proper, thumb in eyes, choke it out.

literally rape it

A fucking pile-driver suplex. Nothing lives after that

Blood choke, unconscious in 3 seconds, then kill it/the owner at your lesure.

sacrifice one of your arms to its teeth. other arm/hands goes for the eyes. dig it in real good too.

Pet it

eyes, rip front legs apart, choke it

if it's attacking someone else, ram something up it's ass and it'll release instantly, then slit it's throat

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Make sure a child is nearby at all times. They'll be attacked instead.

If it's attacking you?
Try get your weight ontop of it and restrict it's breathing.
You should be able to pin it down with your bodyweight aslong as you arent a twink. Just keep in mind they are very strong dogs.
Another option would be to try slam the dog to the ground.

If the dog is attacking someone else then what you should do is choke it.
Use a belt or a lead or the dogs own collar and choke the dog. Twist the ligature until the dog can't breathe and it will release it's bight.
If it's a pit bull you're best to maintain the choke until the dog is dead.

fall on dog, their limbs snap easily.

>If it's a pit bull you're best to maintain the choke until the dog is dead.
this..as much as i love dogs, pitts will never be afraid of death or strangulation, it's genetic

Grab them by the back legs and pull them up and break them. You're still going to get bit but this is the way to disable the fucking bastards.
>proven

Saw a webm on here of a pitbull seeing red, people were hitting it in the head with 2x4 and it didnt even notice. But then a guy ran up behind and showed his thumb in its ass and it instantly let go of the deathgrip

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>chihuahua pitbull mix

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Jam your fist down its throat. Works for all dogs.

>don't have a weapon
You fucked up. Failure to avail oneself of the means to resist evil is a sin.

spray bottle filled with water, you don't need bleach or anything nasty to hurt the animal you freaks.....they loathe things touching their face and aren't fond of water. Although they can swim like a mother fucker...I know you've seen No Country For Old Men.