The premier of Britain, ladies and gentlemen
The premier of Britain, ladies and gentlemen
Brody Wood
Daniel Jenkins
In English, please?
Julian Bailey
How did she look back in 2011? I bet those milkers were plump and perky 11 years ago.
Michael Allen
We believe in equal opportunity; this is the first mentally retarded person we've put in office.
God Save The Queen.
Noah Parker
A bit innit innit?
Lucas Nelson
This what the fuck am I reading lmao
Chase Fisher
That's the Queen's English, guvna! Pure as the driven snow!
Jordan Davis
Now you will witness the true firepower of this fully armed and operational mad bint.
Evan Hill
"salaam aleikum my fellow muslims. muhammad is the messenger of allah"
William Butler
Burns night is a night scottish people celebrate the poem robert burns
You read poetry, eat haggis and its usually accompanied with turnips and potatoes (neeps and tatties)
Michael Rodriguez
The worst part of globohomo, and the one that Any Forums consistently gets wrong, is that our "elites" are all total retards that either lucked into wealth or built it up via some random occupation. There is no high culture, only plebeians all the way up.
John Richardson
burns night = robert burns' birthday
cock = presumably a pub
neep = turnip
tatties = potatoes
Wyatt Lopez
Sunak would have been a better Great Replacement figurehead. Instead of a manlet shitskin we get a ditzy secretary/primary school supply teacher.
Xavier Ramirez
She looked exactly like Kaidence King
Isaac Peterson
Forgot to link you, Coomer.
Jonathan Lewis
Atleast the Paki didn't win.
Henry Lee
Checked and yup. Surprised the Peter principle isn’t brought up more here.
Isaac Perez
every white british man i see i know he has his tail between his legs
James Ross
Typical WEF whore.
Lincoln Richardson
>a bunch of seething losers itt mad about some random bitch being PM
hah
why dont you just like, become PM of your country then if you dont like it
heh
Julian Anderson
Frip frap me donglesblongers guvna the old chippy donsblogginscock and slinky hangers on the poopers snoggins!
Elijah Brown
>Burns night is a night scottish people celebrate the poem robert burns
You read poetry, eat haggis and its usually accompanied with turnips and potatoes (neeps and tatties)
Damn, it's actually decipherable? Also found the cock in Magdalen.
Jaxson Jones
>The Cock is In
Joseph Thompson
>Used to see Jimmy Savile at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP
twitter.com
>Jimmy Savile
>Pizza
Josiah Adams
Liz Truss is a genius.
Brandon Johnson
Robert Burns night (in celebration of a Scottish poet) at Cock (pub possibly) in Magdalen. Mashed turnips and potatoes are fantastic.
Caleb Mitchell
can some bong translate please
Josiah Cooper
does Any Forums know she's a homewrecking adulteress yet?
Dylan Scott
She calls herself Liz not even Elizabeth.
I wonder if that was one of her conditions for entry.
How long has this been planned?
Julian Gray
She's a coalburner whore too
Owen Gonzalez
Do tell
Luke White
This burger has out bonged everyone; I am in awe of his skills
Cameron Perry
>Scottish agent speak
It all fuckin' leads back to that accursed place. The templars ran off there and brought their mystery school religions and bullshit, and from then on it's been Scottish infiltration into fuckin' everything and everywhere.
I can't read about anything in history without it leading back to those bastards through one rabbit hole or another.
Julian Foster
take that Putin!
Aiden Scott
>If your enemies win the war, they lose.
She's almost as retarded as Trudeau
Cameron James
>tfw winning but still the bad boy
Jayden Collins
b-b-b-BASED and hooked on phonics.
Charles King
She cucked her husband too
theguardian.com
Carson Campbell
what the fuck
Chase Flores
>on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
Jason Jackson
Why has she taken this position?
She clearly has no shame.
Evan Howard
Fucking brits