Germany is the new India

>Scheiße in die Straße

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Maybe if you eat like an american

Use a hand spray, you fags. Imagine wiping with a piece of paper like a goddamn caveman and walking around with shit stains.

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>1 roll a day
Wtf

I don't understand how everybody makes a single roll of toilet paper last so long. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly. I can't be the only one who does this, right?

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you will wipe your ass with euro.

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sir please enlighten us sir we don't know of this magic.

im in germany now and its not india

Are you American?

>I poop at least four times a day
What the fuck kind of goyslop do you eat everyday and how much do you weigh?

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You're right
It's New Pakistan

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wrong i see germans everywhere

Yes, you are the only one that does this.

How does your toilet even flush using that much toilet paper?

its a pasta you retard

> years ago northern hemisphere
> cold weather.
>No warm water to bathe and wash dirty smelly ass.
>Wipes ass with stones and sand gets few scratches but smell stays.

Year 2022 still wipes ass but with tissue paper and smell like his ancestors 2000 years.

Some habits don't go easily. Chinese can't stop eating everything which moves and pigskins can't stop wiping ass with tissue paper.

Today I accidentally dropped chocolate mousse on floor and tried to wipe it with tissue paper but result was not good. Ants arrived and had to wipe floor with water and disinfectant.

Same is happening with their dirty smelly asses.

poo in loo, sir

screencap pls.

t. phonefag

How the hell do you fuck up enough to bankrupt a toilet paper company. A commodity that is always needed and never not needed. How, in a country that loves shit. I don't understand.

So you spritz water up your butt and wipe it with a cloth? Or do you just lazily let it dry?

Because unless you wipe, you still have shit hanging on your butt. Do not mistake the fresh feeling evaporating water gives with actual cleanness.

Unless you use a lot of water pressure, you won't remove more than with absorbing paper. If you use that much pressure you mist your cheeks, thighs, balls, toilet and back with poop mist.

>always needed and never not needed
i use babywipes and never need toilet paper