Located 12 miles off the coast of Bluefields, Nicaragua, in Central America, Iguana Island is a five-acre...

>located 12 miles off the coast of Bluefields, Nicaragua, in Central America, Iguana Island is a five-acre, turnkey property with a three-bedroom, two-bathroom house
>going for the asking price fo $475K
Come to your new home Any Forums

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>No beaches
3/10 wouldn't bang

looks very promising.
Packing muh bags now

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>nicaragua
good luck gringo you will need it

Bit tiny innit

the rape victims have fewer places to hide

Do what china does, take sand while pumping out the sea water which expands the island.

No fresh water, no electricity, no internet, no sale.

I want to live on Tristan but I'm American :(
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>solar/wind/gas generators for electricity
>use energy for desalination
>starlink for internet

Looks beautiful.
You could ignore the whole world from that place.

would you really put effort in it in a lawless and anti american country?

No McDonalds... Forget it !

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>No fresh water
The tiny island is luxurious green.

2 more weeks

Nicaragua gets a serious dry season. The weather alters between raining every afternoon for months to no rain whatsoever for months.

Might be cool, that water does not seem calm. Fuck living on an island that probably gets significant waves

Ayoo look at dem shapeezz! Lil'l nigga shaped lika a steam deck lmaoo!

Epshit island

>Population
>2021 estimate: 245
>2016 census: 293
but what happened tho?

In a hurricane you will be swimming in the ocean