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You can hate on Vallely all you want but the fact of the matter is skating is what is 'in' with the young generation today and he's an icon in that sport.

So while you're busy jerking off to interracial porn and writing hate messages in your moms basement, Vallalely is out there influencing billions of young minds about what is right and wrong.

Seethe more.

In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

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maybe even bigger than bam margera

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Same thing happened to me

Wtf I recognize that dude. We were at a greyhound bus station and he told me he'd let me fuck him for a ticket. The weirdest part wasn't him calling me a faggot pussy as I pounded his ass, it was actually when I got done with him he got up laughing and said he didn't want a ticket at all, and left the station. How weird.

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Classic Mike

Wat

>Darkside maga-fistfuck into a 360 nollie knockout

crazy!
i saw him making pb&j's once.

i remember downloading thru limewire a video of him beating up like 5 bitch ass frat boys in a parking lot. it was fucking lit. what a legend.

A tale as old as time