UK KNIFE LAWS GENERAL /GBKLG/

Bread was going to hit the limit so I baked a new one.

Discuss the politics around the possession of bladed articles within the United Kingdom here.

I myself am pro knife as it affords an individual an indispensable means of protection, although I can see valid arguments against it also.

Try to keep the racebaiting and shitposting to a minimum.

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Inb4 someone asks how we prepare food without knives.

Haha yeah.
Obviously everyone and their nan has kitchen knives lool

Just don't get searched and you can carry whatever you want if it's discrete

>I myself am pro knife as it affords an individual an indispensable means of protection

If you want protection then why not get pistols legal?

How do we do it?

Because of the Mossad orchestrated Dunblane shooting, that'll be next to impossible.

I'd be in favour of handguns being legal but the red tape would be ridiculous

Food Processor

Don't tell anyone, but I have personally improvised a cutting edge out of a broken bottle. It's kind of a hassle, but it works.

You got a loicense for that post?

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Unfunny loicense meme died when it began

You go down to the kebab shop and shout louder and slower until food ends up in your gob.

How do you feel confident walking alone at night, knowing that males are statistically the most likely to be victims of violent crime?

Pic related is my every day carry, never leave the house without it.

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The leaf's knife, like his genitals, is miniscule.

Just don't get caught

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I take solace knowing that the latest tragedy in my country would not be possible back in th uk with your sensible knife laws.

why use a pocket knife when you could legally carry and use pic rel?

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Do you have a loicense for that opinion?

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Because look how unwieldy that cunt is.

If you can't actually use your weapon effectively it's worse than useless.

A small knife that I carry every day is better than no knife.
Also I can deploy this in less than a second if I have my hand already in my pocket, faster than most knives with a sheath and infinitely faster than any folding knife, assisted or otherwise.

I used to carry one of these before I could drive.

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That is true, mine is above the legal limit and is a locking folding knife, so I guess you sacrifice deployability for length and reliability.

So you carry a fixed blade knife in your pocket with no sheath?

You can quite clearly see the sheath my dude

>faster than most knives with a sheath and infinitely faster than any folding knife, assisted or otherwise.
I was jusy going by his wording

Perfect for if your attacker needs his fingernails trimmed you pansy.

I put it in my pocket with the kydex sheath and when I want to pull it out I push the top of the sheath with my thumb and it literally flies off.
Taking it out of my pocket and flinging the sheath off are done in one motion.

My EDC. Very reliable. On my gfs hoodie for contrast and lighter for scale. Am OP of this thread phone posting for the photo

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Need a sheath for it. I'm a chef got this sick Japanese cast iron blade.
Put a screw in the handle, it's impossible to get taken out of your hand and gives way more leverage.
Not good for everyday carry but often have it with me.

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if people see you with a 2 meter narwhal tusk they will fear you and won’t come after you with a small butter knife
and if they did, they couldn’t get close enough to you

seriously though, why not use a walking cane, a little less suspicious than a tusk, good length, and strong when made from proper hardwoods

Because I'm not a pensioner, it'd look out of place and it's, in my opinion justifiable grounds for ridicule.

We Americans need to activate
>Operation Blade Drop
Send us the money and shipping fees, we send our cousins across the pond a brand new pocket sized self defense system.

Yes please. Glock 17 or a compact model with no fancy attachments, just a couple boxes of bullets and preferably no tritium sights as it makes hiding the thing impossible.

Obviously this would never happen, but it's a nice thought. USA-UK Knife-Gun exchange.

It would be more useful if you dropped something that couldn't be bought from a shop.

Brits posting knives that any 10 year old can buy at Walmart like it’s a big deal.

First they take your semi-auto rifles
Then they take your handguns
Then they take your shotguns
Then they take your bolt action rifles
Then they take your knives

The left will NEVER be satisfied until you can't even carry a pocket knife. Give an inch and they'll take a mile. Refer them to how cucked the UK is when it comes to weapons

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Americans attacking British people with their pathetic superiority complex despite being genetic mutts with eating disorders and a shooting every other fucking day.

Get a grip.

>can't buy alcohol until 21